Jive Turkeys

In this episode, the boys try to get down to the bottom of the Mystery of the Missing Five Dollar Bill, comment on the status of Jason’s missing eyebrows, Ty contemplates leaving old TVs on people’s porches, Jason gripes about a free trip to Sea World and his fecal woes, and Jacob poses an interesting theory relating a video game store and mass shootings.

Out of context quote: "I'm taking off the body camera!"

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This episode gets down to the merits of drinking piss, why you should always have baby wipes on hand, a satanic baby change station, Jason has a terrible visit to a decrepit zoo with his nieces, Ty laughs too hard before the show starts, and Jacob lets a neighbor have it over a racist ice cream truck.

Out of Context Quote: "I thought it was a landing strip at first; turns out, it was a line of coke."

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This episode bursts right out of the gate with two rants about the down slide of the fast food milkshake and the idiocy of regional managers, Jason wants to take a turn at a used panties vending machine, Ty tries to figure out a common core math problem, and Jacob tells an "intoxicating" story about his time working at the mental hospital.

Out of Context Quote: "You look great with that sh*t shovel in your hand, Johnny!"

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In this full house episode, Uberfan Will joins the boys by phone to insert his two cents, the Area 51 raid is bandied about, the new 007 movie is creatively designed with their insanity, Jason wants to invent an insurance company for men who are terrible at flirting, Ty is overly entertained about finding an alligator on a job site, and Jacob & Will realize that they're low rent hitman.

Out of Context Quote: "There's CCR playing in the background while they're gunning down weeaboos."

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In this episode, the boys re-imagine themselves as annoying supervillains, debate the effectiveness of masturbating underneath a bed at your grandma's, Jason gets self conscious about his leaning over double chin, Ty bumbles through a terrible product pitch while hijacking Jason's segment, and Jacob reveals that he has a gentlemanly penis.

Out of context quote: "I'm, like, literally human heroin."

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Its a big episode as the boys announce joining DropTent Media, a podcast network for important people, ponder the idea of a Jive Turkey IPA beer line for each of them, Jason is once again the whipping boy, a young Ty is propositioned to buy a dimebag, and Jacob ponders being a supervillain while his ADHD runs rampant.

Out of context quote: "Formaldehyde. That's a weird smell, by the way." "Yeah, its a weird taste, too."

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In this episode, the turkeys discuss Walmart prison tattoo booths run by inmates, about how Finland isn't actually a real country (sorry, Finland), a bus driver driving drunk from a doughnut, Ty explains his comedy in detail, Jason sheds a tear, Will can't wait to make an Anheuser-Busch joke, and Jacob doesn't want to listen to reason.

Out of Context Quote: "Do you think Santa's d*ck is as red as his nose?"

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In the return of the prodigal host, Ty returns to give the gang an update on his life, Jason grunts at someone in a sexual manner, devise a devious plan to dispatch a disgruntled boat captain, Ty and Will delve way too deep into a conspiracy involving raking at gunpoint, and Jacob can't keep the show on track.

Out of Context Quote: "You're not an efficient boat captain if you aren't drinking rum and snorting coke."

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