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- 40: Bisexual Wiper
Lordy, Lordy, look who's 40!
Ok, well we aren't exactly 40, but its the fortieth episode and the Jive Turkeys are celebrating by talking about wiping habits, receiving urine samples in the mail, time traveling celebrities, dropping a load so hard you forget ten years of memories, Jason has his own bowel issue, Will brings up some less than creditable conspiracy theories, and Jacob does many impersonations.Out of context quote: Adam Sandler voice "That's a high quality dead baby."
If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at [email protected].
1 hr 9 min - 39: The Wonder Cave is Deep & Moist
Its an all Decrypted episode where Jason takes a trip down under to get in touch with his didgeridoo, Ty goes spelunking in a wondercave for an elephant snake, and Jacob takes a trip to the Great White North with some unfriendly, apocalyptic aliens.
If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at [email protected].
39 min - 38: The Devil's Mashed Potatoes
In this episode, the turkeys explore their female alter egos, create another Disney classic about Spartans, a child is thrown from the top story of the Mall of America, the new "Tide pod challenge" has been discovered, Jason reveals that he shouldn't be alive per natural selection, Will recounts a tale of being berated by a slur-slinging Romani boy, and Jacob croons the Frasier theme song.
Out of Context Quote: "If you want to abort that baby, you would have to snipe the stork."
If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at [email protected].
1 hr 6 min - 37: Everyone Can Hear You Fap
Its the triumphant return of the Turkeys! After a hiatus for moving and other misadventures, we the boys have returned, and in a new format! Minus Ty, the remaining two are joined by Uberfan Will as they bellyflop into conversations about Fleshlights with Hitler mustaches, terrible Doordash employees, Jason reveals an odd celebrity he would have a gay tryst with, Jacob can barely contain his excitement about a dog stealing from Walmart, and Will does some Jud-ee chops.
Out of Context Quote: "My fish is broken! I demand quality service, FIX MY FISH!"
If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at [email protected].
57 min - 36: Bind, Torture, Grill
Its all R. Kelly jokes as the boys delve into a mysterious cabin raid by little green men, Jason presents an alternative for clincial penis care, Ty gets drunk and bumbles through a scenario with redneck owls, and Jacob is befuddled by the practices of Dairy Queen.
If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at [email protected].
2 hr 44 min - 35: You Great, Sticky Water Horse
The boys are back fresh from the hit game show Shots & Beans to regal you lovely listeners with tales of California incest, loch horses lurking for pets, a home town crossbow patricide. Jason revisits an old invention that's sure to leave you... conflicted.
Out of context quote: "Oh, you have an obvious dick, ma'am."
If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at [email protected].
1 hr 47 min - Shots & Beans, Pt. 2In the dramatic, and entirely drunken, conclusion of Shots & Beans, a winner is crowned, beans are eaten, and waaaay too many shots are taken. Enjoy! Next week, we will return with episode 35 of the main show!If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at [email protected].1 hr 28 min
- Shots & Beans, Pt. 1You asked for it, and here it is! The first installment of the game show Shots & Beans!With Ty at the helm as gamemaster, he navigates our three contestants: Jason, Jacob, and Uber fan Will through 5 rounds of questions that, if answered incorrectly, result in a punishment of either taking a shot, or playing jelly bean roulette with nasty flavored jelly beans. Which is worse? You decide. Its Shots & Beans!This is part one of the epic game, with part 2 dropping next week on February 15th at 8 am. Happy listening!If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at [email protected].1 hr 5 min
- 34: Festering Pile of Bacteria & Alligators
In this episode of Jive Turkeys, the boys share their own lists of things they learned not to do from their childhood, discuss their own outlandish emotional support animals, Jason contemplates giving a cat benadryl to make it sleep, Ty keeps reminding himself of stupid mistakes, and Jacob has a sales pitch for the listeners.
Out of context quote:
"I'm emotionally broken and I need a cobra."If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at [email protected].
1 hr 58 min - Fan-Fic Roulette!: “My Immortal”In the first minisode, you wanted it, and we delivered! The boys delve into the fantastically terrible world of the internet's most maligned fan fiction, "My Immortal." Prepare your black eyeliner and MCR apparel. Fangs XOXO!If you have suggestions for future minisodes, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at [email protected].39 min
About Jive Turkeys
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Three friends invade your personal space with their offbeat humor, crypto knowledge, and the week's news of the stupid. Uncensored. Unmoderated. Undeniably fun.