Lordy, Lordy, look who's 40!

Out of context quote: Adam Sandler voice "That's a high quality dead baby."

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Its an all Decrypted episode where Jason takes a trip down under to get in touch with his didgeridoo, Ty goes spelunking in a wondercave for an elephant snake, and Jacob takes a trip to the Great White North with some unfriendly, apocalyptic aliens.

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In this episode, the turkeys explore their female alter egos, create another Disney classic about Spartans, a child is thrown from the top story of the Mall of America, the new "Tide pod challenge" has been discovered, Jason reveals that he shouldn't be alive per natural selection, Will recounts a tale of being berated by a slur-slinging Romani boy, and Jacob croons the Frasier theme song.

Out of Context Quote: "If you want to abort that baby, you would have to snipe the stork."

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Its the triumphant return of the Turkeys! After a hiatus for moving and other misadventures, we the boys have returned, and in a new format! Minus Ty, the remaining two are joined by Uberfan Will as they bellyflop into conversations about Fleshlights with Hitler mustaches, terrible Doordash employees, Jason reveals an odd celebrity he would have a gay tryst with, Jacob can barely contain his excitement about a dog stealing from Walmart, and Will does some Jud-ee chops.

Out of Context Quote: "My fish is broken! I demand quality service, FIX MY FISH!"

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Its all R. Kelly jokes as the boys delve into a mysterious cabin raid by little green men, Jason presents an alternative for clincial penis care, Ty gets drunk and bumbles through a scenario with redneck owls, and Jacob is befuddled by the practices of Dairy Queen.

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The boys are back fresh from the hit game show Shots & Beans to regal you lovely listeners with tales of California incest, loch horses lurking for pets, a home town crossbow patricide. Jason revisits an old invention that's sure to leave you... conflicted.

Out of context quote: "Oh, you have an obvious dick, ma'am." 

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In this episode of Jive Turkeys, the boys share their own lists of things they learned not to do from their childhood, discuss their own outlandish emotional support animals, Jason contemplates giving a cat benadryl to make it sleep, Ty keeps reminding himself of stupid mistakes, and Jacob has a sales pitch for the listeners.

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