Jive Turkeys

In this episode, the boys share their own mythical origin stories, one being a little too close to the belt, vampire worms are the subject of Decrypted, Jason warns of an 8 foot phallus hiding in the woods, Ty gets a tad depressed, and Jacob has many jokes to edit out of the pod.

Out of context quote: "And then the priest said some Latin shit about Jesus."

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Welcome to the new year! May your walls be full of teeth and spiders flee from your path! The boys ring in 2019 with a reflection on their news resolutions from last year, Jason goes in to detail about his body falling apart, Ty just wants to talk to some intelligent snakes, and Jacob keeps doing impressions (they're hit and miss.)

Out of context quote: "Why would you force a black dog into afterlife slavery?"

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Its holiday fever in the Christmas episode of Jive Turkeys, the boys get pulled under by the Yule tide and have their own idea for a Black Mirror episode, whether Santa should be gender neutral, Baba Vanga's eerie predictions, Jason hails the return of Fuck Your State, Jacob rips on Fae for their tiny genitalia, Ty reveals that he would be a horrible Santa Claus.

Out of context quote: "What are you doing with those panties?" "SANTA SAYS HE NEEDS THEM!"

DMX: Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer

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The boys go to the big screen, the first filmed episode of Jive Turkeys begins with Jason taking a controversial stance on the constructiveness of bullying, turns into Jacob being outraged by outrage culture, a bloodthirsty cockatoo, PETA's alternatives to animal hating idioms, and Ty discovers his own Mandela effect moment with Kazaam.

Out of context quote: "What a stupid fucking name for some stupid fucking bears!"

The boys reimagine the hit films Men In Black and Brokeback Mountain with Clint Eastwood and Gary Busey, receive and roundly mock a religious letter, Jason spearheads the creation of a new inclusive Disney princess, Ty explores his body for hair, and Jacob makes a North Korean NPR parody.

Out of context quote: "If he ain't swiggin' on a Silver Bullet, then he ain't my got damn Messiah."

Featured Song: "The Burrito Song" by Harlow's Monkeys

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The boys are closing season one of the show with insane topics like cannibal sport teams, tear apart peaceful leaders, neckbeards, what plants they would be, read a terrible Twilight fan fiction, Jason decides he wants to be a sequiya, Ty tells his shitastrophe story and has a run in with Tupac socks, and Jacob is peer pressured into drinking tequila.

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In the thrilling (?) conclusion of the previous episode, the boys get down to answering listener questions, share Halloween memories, Jason pitches a horror movie idea involving a popular childhood staple, Ty is BatWolf, and Jacob sounds like an art kid.

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In part one of a marathon episode, the boys delve into the world of automotive artificial assistants, weigh in on the implosion of tech genius Elon Musk, reminisce about high school janitors, Jason tells the story of a woman who makes an explosive error, Ty learns a racial slur from down under, and Jacob shares how he learned about sex.

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Its the quarter-centennial episode and Ty begins with a tale of firsts including spiny stones and drugs, Jason wants bologna stencils to vandalize cars, celebrity funerals are ruined, Nikes are burning and America learns nothing, and Jacob has a curious case of the hiccups.

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