Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days

26. Silent Night

Joe is back with his ol' pal Rusty to talk about the dumb and boring and mostly dumb slasher flick, "Silent Night" (2012)!

Rusty has brought with him another Christmas movie with "Silent Night" in the title and it is shockingly the worst so far. There's a murderous Santa on the loose! Why is he killing people? Revenge? Punishing those that are naughty? It seems to be both, but that doesn't make much sense!

Listen to Joe and Rusty deal with disappointment in this, the twenty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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25. A Christmas Invitation

Joe watches one of the worst movies he's ever seen, "A Christmas Invitation" (2022)!

There's no other way to put it: this movie is terrible. Joe struggled to make sense of the movie while watching it so you can imagine how hard it is to talk about it! The movie is so bad, folks!

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24. Four Christmases and a Wedding

Who's ready to watch a story based around the gimmick of jumping ahead year after year? Joe must have been because he watched "Four Christmases and a Wedding" (2017)!

This movie is not awful. It's fine. Joe doesn't even know what he likes any more. It's just movie after movie, Christmas after Christmas. Hey, that's sort of like this movie! Coincidence? Or destiny?

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23. Hats Off to Christmas

Joe watches a movie that's kind of about a business struggling to survive, but it's actually about mother struggling to let herself love. How about that for a summation of "Hats Off to Christmas" (2013)!

Mia has a job she loves and a son, well, she also loves! When Nick comes to town to fix one, he ends up fixing both! No, wait, hold on. He doesn't fix the song. He helps the son. And he kisses the mom? And helps save her job? Yeah, that's close enough. It's fine! The movie's fine!

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22. Destined at Christmas

Joe watches a movie filled with destiny! Oh wait, it's actually a bunch of coincidences! It's "Destined at Christmas" (2022)!

Kim and Theo have a perfect night, but then get separated and can't find one another. How can these two lovebirds-to-be reconnect? Well, by doing the activities they each talked about for Christmas! It's all right!

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21. Four Cousins and a Christmas

Joe watches a film filled with lots of wild faces and moan-y songs, "Four Cousins and a Christmas" (2021)!

This movie's not great, folks. The acting is all over the place. The directing is confusing. I don't know. Jennifer is sad that her grandmother has died and goes to her funeral. She's also mad at her grandfather and lies to people in order to get her way. She's the main character.

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20. Ghosts of Christmas Always

Joe watches another movie he really enjoyed, Ghosts of Christmas Always (2022)! What's going on here?

This movie basically takes the idea of the ghosts from The Christmas Carol and asks "what if this happened all the time?" And it also asks "What if we got the dad from Family Matters to be the Ghost of Christmas Future?" The answer to that last one is: Joe will really enjoy it!

Joe really liked this movie, but he thinks this podcast might stink! Find out for yourself in this, the twentieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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19. Christmas Icetastrophe

Joe watches barely Christmas-themed disaster flick, Christmas Icetastrophe (2014)!

Watch out! A meteor has crashed on Earth! And it's causing weird freeze waves to roll through the area! And then they randomly stop! And start again! It's a disaster! No, wait, it's an ICETASTROPHE!

Look, this movie isn't great and it's not really about Christmas, but Joe watched it and you can hear all about it on this, the nineteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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18. On the 12th Date of Christmas

Joe watches a genuinely fun Christmas movie, "On the 12th Date of Christmas" (2020)!

When Aiden and Jennifer are forced to team up on a big work project, you know exactly where this is going. That's okay, though, because it's pretty fun! That's all I ask!

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JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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17. A Royal Christmas on Ice

What happens when you mix ice skating and royalty, what do you get? You get A Royal Christmas on Ice (2022)!

When the prince of a European nation wants to start a minor league hockey team, he decides to come to America! You get that? Well, forget it because none of it matters. This movie is really about an ice skater who forgot her dreams. Oh, and there's an ex-boyfriend.

Find out all about Al and what makes him special in this, the seventeenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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