Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days

6. Silent Night

Joe is joined by his bed bud, Rusty, to discuss the Christmas movie that's actually about death, Silent Night (2021)!

Joe's friend Rusty joins the show for the first in a series of guest appearances. What will connect his different drop-ins? Find out while also listening to the guys discuss an absolutely depressing Christmas tale about our own mortality. By the end, everyone's dead! Well, maybe...

Hear Joe and Rusty have a swell time talking about a sad movie in this, the sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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5. Holiday Hell

Just because Joe is on the journey to Christmas doesn't mean he can't also celebrate Halloween! Thus he finds a spooky and gross Christmas movie just for you, Holiday Hell (2019)!

This anthology presents the viewer with four scary stories centered around holidays. Each has its own twist! Each has its own grizzly murders! Each is also not very good!

Listen to Joe recount tales of tale and regret choosing this movie in this, the fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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4. A Holiday Homecoming

Joe finds an MVP in the unlikeliest places while watching the movie about a guy who keeps saying he doesn't like kids, , A Holiday Homecoming!

When a fire burns down a nearby home for children, a small town does what it can to care for the homeless youths. Except for Jesse, that is. He doesn't like kids! If you're not sure, don't worry. He'll remind you approximately 100 times in the first half hour. Enjoy a shopping montage! Enjoy a playing-in-the-snow-montage! Enjoy MARTHA! This movie has it all!

Hear Joe find joy in the midst of a middling movie in this, the fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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3. Deck the Heart

Joe loses his mind while watching the employee-and-boss romance, Deck the Heart (2021)!

The movie is supposed to be about a work-obsessed man finding love with a lady who never celebrates Christmas for herself. It's really about the most insane dialogue and scenes that never end. It's almost impossible to describe, but Joe does his best!

Joe wanders through the mists of madness in this, the third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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2. A Christmas Recipe for Romance

Feeling hungry? Well, it's a good thing Joe's here to talk about A Christmas Recipe for Romance (2019)!

A tainted chef, a lady who can't cook, and an inn on the verge of bankruptcy. That, my friends, is the true recipe at hand. Can Abby and Jason come together to save the inn while also smooching each other? Probably! There's also a cooking competition and an evil TV network executive! Get your mise en place and get listening!

Find out what makes Joe genuinely angry with this relatively okay film in this, the second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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1. Christmas Collision

Joe kicks off a new season by watching the cookie-obsessed holiday tale, Christmas Collision (2021)!

Check the clock because it's time to watch another 60 Christmas movies! Joe kicks things off with a good one! Well, not good-good. You know get what we're saying. It's the story of a Business Lady and a Small Town Man and A Guy Who Might Be Santa. Oh, also Evil Business Men who don't matter to the plot. What more could you ask for?!

Joe looks for the magic cookie recipe in this, the first episode of the third season of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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60. Joy for Christmas

Joe watches the final Christmas movie of the run, Joy for Christmas (2021)!

When Holly (another Holly!) has to help her family's business, she turns to former baseball player Jack Kane for assistance. She teaches him the secret of loving Christmas. He teachers her... nothing. Eventually, they smooch! Merry Christmas!

Listen to Joe bring it to a close in this, the sixtieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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59. A Christmas Star

Joe watches the movie that tells a woman "less work, most smooch", A Christmas Star (2021)!

Madeline is on the cusp of discovering a new meteor shower and she's going to do everything she can to properly document for both herself and the scientific community! That is, until, a man tells her she's too focused on work. Then she basically quits! Merry Christmas!

Learn about priorities in this, the fifty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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58. Mercy Christmas

Joe scarfs down a Christmas movie secretly about cannibalism, Mercy Christmas (2017)!

This movie stars a character named Michael Briskett. What else do you need? Oh, you need the rest of a movie? Wow, don't you think highly of yourself. Fine, this movie also features carolers and gore. Merry Christmas!

Joe yearns for a good ol' fashioned family Christmas in this, the fifty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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57. Rock 'n Roll Christmas

Joe watches the family feudin' flick, Rock 'n Roll Christmas (2019)!

Bonnie Rose and her daughter, Ashlyn Rose, treat each other like crap. Get ready for a movie that's about 50% people being mean to each other and 40% a good time! (The other 10% is smoochin', eatin', and credits!)

Listen to Joe play song after song in this, the fifty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

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