In this chapter, Adam and Eve have sweet little baby boys (the first babies ever!) and suddenly people are doing sacrifices to God (why? That wasn’t explained at all!). Because God plays favourites (because he likes the pleasing aroma of burnt flesh more than burnt veggies), Cain kicks off and kills his brother Abel. God marks Cain so that all the other people in the world (where did they come from!?) won’t inexplicably murder him if they happen to see him checking dumpsters. Then there are a bunch of silly names and Cain’s great, great, great, great grandson protects himself with an anti-curse.

In this chapter, Adam and "the woman" get wisdom because a random serpent talks to them (mainly "the woman", with Adam standing right there). Then they realize they're gross and naked, so God becomes a fashion designer to distract them from cutting them off from the tree of life forever... more or less.

In this chapter, God makes Adam before day 3 (after making him on the 6th day in the previous chapter). He also tries to find him a helper amongst the animals, but when that doesn't work, he makes a woman (which might come back to haunt Adam and the rest of humanity) out of his rib of all things.

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In this episode, God creates sloths and then, presumably, regrets it. Watch until the end when he makes man on day 6, long after making vegetation on day 3 (this might come up in episode 2).

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