Joey spent a long time yesterday spackling holes in his kid’s playroom walls.  

Nancy’s husband fell asleep in the middle of their driveway and said it was very comfortable. Nancy laid down and agreed. A firetruck drove by, and she thought someone called 911on her for looking dead.  

Hot Tea: Kevin Federline claims that Britney Spears used to watch her kids sleep while holding a knife. Fans think Megan Moroney used Morgan Wallen’s name in a prank call video. A family cat ended up coming on vacation with them after they discovered he had ridden 100 miles on top of the car during the road trip.  

Why are so many brands adding unnecessary protein to their food? You are about to be able to buy protein Doritos, Pop-Tarts, mac and cheese, and more. 

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Walmart is partnering with Chat GPT to let you order things through a conversation with the AI bot. Also, people 18 years and older will soon be able to have *adult * conversations with the bot.  

Nancy’s husband was mortified to do an at home colon cancer screening. He did what he needed to do but then made Nancy go inside the store to mail the box. Another lady had a similar experience, but with her husband’s sample for her gynecologist.  

Someone online found Pope Leo’s Duolingo account. He has been practicing German.  

Nancy put off requesting an airline travel refund for months because she thought it would be complicated. Turns out, it was super easy, and she got a check in the mail a week after submitting her request.  

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