The government is back oepn! We wonder how back payment for federal employees works.  

Joey’s son referred to a world atlas as one of his “touching books.” He just meant that it touches him “on the inside” and means something to him.  

Ho Ho Ho! If the person we call answers the phone with “ho ho ho,’ they get tickets to Dollywood! 

Hot Tea: Chickfila is testing a chicken and waffle sandwich, but only in two cities. Dolly is finally starting to be in better health! You can now buy a $200+ knitted phone holder from Apple.  

Group Therapy: My daughter doesn’t want to go to my mom’s house for Thanksgiving because her house smells like cat litter.  

Lucky 7  

We talked with Rebekah, the new Vol fan from Texas that went viral for choosing UT to be her college football team. She is coming to town this weekend for the game! 

The penny has now been discontinued at the US Mint. It will still be in circulation, but no new ones will be made.  

It’s World Kindness Day! We had our nice coworker Bob come try to be mean and roast us.  

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