Nancy apologized for being in a mood yesterday. 

Joey STILL hasn’t gotten his replacement lawn mower.  

Hot Tea: A $70 million Navy aircraft fell off an aircraft carrier into the Red Sea. There are rumors that Prince William will strip Harry and Meghan from their royal titles when he becomes king. Kelsea Ballerini, her boyfriend Chase Stokes, Noah Kahan, and his girlfriend all went to Dollywood yesterday. 

Karly ran over a curb on Saturday night and tore part of her front bumper off her car. She didn’t notice until yesterday.  

Nancy claims that most people care about the Kentucky Derby, so we took a poll... Nancy was wrong.  

Lucky 7  

The internet is divided on this question: “Who would win in a fight: 100 men or 1 male gorilla?” We called the Director of Animal Care at Zoo Knoxville to ask his opinion.  

You should be going on “fart walks” after dinner! 

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