Joey keeps waking up to all the lights on in the house and the rest of his family asleep on the couch. Nancy was finally able to park in her new house’s garage. Karly is determined to “win” birthday parties by giving the best gift.  

Nancy’s daughter, Emma, and son, Parker, are in an argument. Emma is having her baby in October and Parker is leaving to go snowboarding in Austria. Emma is mad at Nancy for not making him stay home for the birth. 

Nerd News! A pharaoh’s “curse” may lead to a cure for cancer. The largest piece of Mars on Earth was sold for over $5 million. Researchers are working on tiny nose robots that could go up your nose and help treat sinus infections.  

Hot Tea: The CEO of a large tech company was caught in an alleged affair with the Head of HR of his company on the kiss cam at a Coldplay concert. The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is being canceled. Tim McGraw says that he is the worst singer in his family and that his daughters won’t do a song with him.  

A guy in Arizona was fined by his HOA for handing out free water to his neighbors. He says he will not be paying the fines.  

Jelly Roll guest hosted for Jimmy Kimmel and talked about his upcoming WWE wrestling match against Logan Paul. Logan interrupted the broadcast, slapped Jelly Roll, and then Jelly Roll slammed Logan through a desk.  

Lucky 7  

Joey’s mom butt dials him constantly and leaves long voicemails. We got her on the phone and played two of her voicemails to guess what she was doing during them. In one, she was ordering McDonald’s and didn’t want to pay extra for cheese on her burger. On the other, she was talking to a guy about filling her propane tank.  

Nancy got the hiccups! Joey wanted people to call and scare them out of her, but most people called with boring suggestions on how to stop them. Thankfully, a few people screamed at her! 

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