Joey went to the carwash twice yesterday because his son loves it so much. Professor Nancy is back! She started teaching her class at UT yesterday.  

What do your parents make you do for them? Nancy makes her daughter help her with her makeup. Lots of people have to do electronic things for their parents. Karly’s dad makes her post on Facebook for him.  

Someone in Joey’s neighborhood posted a video of a “suspicious person” walking up to someone’s porch, taking a photo, and leaving. The person had no idea that it was an Amazon delivery driver!  

Hot Tea: Garth Brooks bought Luke Combs a brand-new Ford Bronco. Riley Green hurt his ankle dunking a basketball on the Pat McAfee show. A man hit a federal officer in the face with a Subway footlong sandwich. 

We play “What Squirts the Most” for Rascal Flatts tickets! Two callers are assigned a condiment. Nancy goes into the parking lot and squirts both condiments. Whichever squirts the furthest wins the tickets! 

UT announced a price increase on Football tickets for the 2026 season.  

Lucky 7  

The Cambridge Dictionary has added new Gen Z and Gen A terms. We called Nancy’s 86-year-old dad and his friends to see if they knew the definitions.  

Nancy says that her mother-in-law only ever has random bad news to talk about.  

What Makes You Special? I’m a Magician! 

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