Nancy was the emcee for the wiener dog races at the German festival and had a blast. She also had a bunch of men in German attire run backwards while holding their beers.  

Joey thought he had a brilliant new idea for an app. He wants a sleep tracker that will wake him up during the proper light sleep cycle... this has existed for years already. 

Monday Morning Wake Up Call with 6-Year-Old Evie 

Nancy’s dog almost got sprayed by an albino skunk this morning and Nancy woke all the neighbors up by screaming. 

Hot Tea: Someone found Post Malone sitting at a cafe in France on Google Maps Street View. Harrison Ford asked Jay Leno to 3-D print him a new toilet seat. An American woman got pickpocketed in Italy and grabbed the pickpocket by her ponytail.  

Farmers in Italy have started charging Instagram influencers to take photos on their property. Where in East TN could people charge for photos?  

Joey and his family went to Windy Gap Younglife camp over the weekend. He had to stay in a cabin with other dads and sons. Unfortunately, he didn’t get there early enough to get a bottom bunk, so he had to sleep on a top bunk above another grown man. Then he lost his phone in the middle of the night and had to sneak around to find it before his alarm went off.  

Lucky 7 

People are very mad at Cracker Barrel for their new rebrand, including their new logo and in-store design.  

Whirlpool is giving away one washing machine that plays “So Fresh, So Clean” by OutKast. We revisited a song Joey once wrote for a washing machine, and he sang some new ones.  

A man bought 162 identical lottery tickets and won $811k.  

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