Nancy is upset becasue someone parked in “her” parking spot this morning. We think that our coworker, Vince Ferrara, doesn’t know Karly’s name.  

The new iPhone 17 came out today! 

Nerd News! A species of ant can clone another’s DNA and give birth to ants of two different species. Being pregnant can cause your toilet seat to turn purple. Spending time with a cat raises the person and the cat’s oxytocin levels.  

Hot Tea: The CEO of Steak N Shake put up a billboard to troll Cracker Barrel. Mark Zuckerburg debuted Meta's AI glasses and the technology completely failed during the demonstration. Martha Stewart says men slide into her dms all the time.  

There are new nominees for the Toy Hall of Fame including Furbies, battleship, snow, and more. Joey and Nancy then tried to guess what old commercials were advertising.  

The FTC is suing Ticketmaster AGAIN for falsely advertising ticket prices.  

Lucky 7  

Yesterday, Nancy thought her daughter Emma was either missing or dead. Nancy couldn’t get ahold of her for over 3 hours, and Emma missed the pedicure appointment they had together. Nancy drove to her apartment only to find her asleep in bed. Her phone was on silent and had fallen underneath her bed, so she couldn’t hear it vibrating.  

Big orange Breakdown for UT vs UAB! 

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