Happy first day of fall!  

Joey said that Home Depot is full of Halloween yard decorations. He also learned that you can’t sit on demo toilets at Home Depot or Lowes. He really wanted to test out different heights and he wasn’t allowed to.  

Karly was convinced that our coworker, Vince Ferrara, didn’t know her name. Joey had him come into the studio to clear things up.  

Monday Morning Wake Up Call with 11-Year-Old Skylar 

Hot Tea: This year’s most popular Halloween costume is the Phillies Karen. Carrie Underwood and Jason Aldean are mourning friend and songwriter Brett James after his passing. A bus driver has been arrested for blasting heat in the bus, saying “I am going to cook you all,” and vowing to bring a paddle as punishment to the kids.  

The Vols won on Saturday! Everyone is upset with the UAB player that stomped on our kicker’s foot on purpose.  

A man passed away on a Universal Studios roller coaster due to "blunt impact injuries." Joey and his while family just rode this ride two months ago.  

Lucky 7  

It is now illegal in Connecticut to marry your first cousin. We aren’t sure why that wasn’t already illegal, and we talk about other weird state laws. A lady called and said she is married to her cousin.  

Nancy is annoyed that people at church only sit on the ends of the pews and not in the middle. It makes it harder for her to find a seat when she is late on Sundays.  

One Minute with Mike Keith 

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