Karly had a flat tire scare yesterday and Rich helped her with it. She had an embarrassing moment with her car being messy that involved lip-gloss and gum. 

A man on TikTok is buying 110lb anvils from Amazon Prime and shipping them back... all just for fun. He’s going to mess up free shipping and returns for all of us! 

Hot Tea: People are accusing Kane Brown of taking steroids after his most recent body transformation picture. Billy Ray Cyrus is teaching his girlfriend, ELizabeth Huley, how to play guitar. Post Malone is now an underwear model for SKIMS.  

We play “What Squirts the Most” for Rascal Flatts tickets! Two callers are assigned a condiment. Nancy goes into the parking lot and squirts both condiments. Whichever squirts the furthest wins the tickets! 

Nancy worked outside for a long time yesterday and had a heat exhaustion episode.  

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Joey’s mom tested him this yesterday: “Your brother was just diagnosed with diabetes. So you will probably have it too eventually.” We called her to talk about her bluntness.  

A judge misread the verdict during a murder trial, claiming the person was found guilty when he really wasn’t.  

Nancy’s Walkie Talkies walking group is starting today! She bought new shoes for it, but ended up not being able to wear them today.  

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Michael Messing is a professional magician and joined us in the studio!

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Joey went to the carwash twice yesterday because his son loves it so much. Professor Nancy is back! She started teaching her class at UT yesterday.  

What do your parents make you do for them? Nancy makes her daughter help her with her makeup. Lots of people have to do electronic things for their parents. Karly’s dad makes her post on Facebook for him.  

Someone in Joey’s neighborhood posted a video of a “suspicious person” walking up to someone’s porch, taking a photo, and leaving. The person had no idea that it was an Amazon delivery driver!  

Hot Tea: Garth Brooks bought Luke Combs a brand-new Ford Bronco. Riley Green hurt his ankle dunking a basketball on the Pat McAfee show. A man hit a federal officer in the face with a Subway footlong sandwich. 

We play “What Squirts the Most” for Rascal Flatts tickets! Two callers are assigned a condiment. Nancy goes into the parking lot and squirts both condiments. Whichever squirts the furthest wins the tickets! 

UT announced a price increase on Football tickets for the 2026 season.  

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The Cambridge Dictionary has added new Gen Z and Gen A terms. We called Nancy’s 86-year-old dad and his friends to see if they knew the definitions.  

Nancy says that her mother-in-law only ever has random bad news to talk about.  

What Makes You Special? I’m a Magician! 

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The hole in Joey’s ceiling is almost fixed and you can barely tell where it is! Nancy’s family complained about the “fru fru” dinner she made and claimed it was only an appetizer, not a full meal. 

Monday Morning Wake Up Call with 6-year-Old Nevaeh! 

Karly got a new app to help her be on her phone less. It’s called “Focus Friend” and it is a cartoon bean character that likes to knit socks. The more you “focus,” the more the bean can knit. The more it knits, the more decor you can get for the bean’s room. 

Hot Tea: Swifties think that Taylor Swift may be playing the Super Bowl Halftime show based on some clues she may have left in the New Heights podcast. Denzell Washington says he can’t be “canceled.” Peta is coming after Mario Kart and wants them to remove Moo Moo Cow’s nose ring.  

We play “What Squirts the Most” for Rascal Flatts tickets! Two callers are assigned a condiment. Nancy goes into the parking lot and squirts both condiments. Whichever squirts the furthest wins the tickets!  

Nancy thinks she offended our boss again, so Joey brought him in to talk it out.  

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Joey is becoming a birder/twitcher. He recently got a hummingbird feeder and LOVEs watching the birds. He also went to Seven islands State Birding Park and was fascinated.  

Extreme day tripping is a new trend where people fly to a destination in the morning, do a few activities, and then fly home that same night. Joey wishes he could do this! 

Nancy wants to start a walking group so she can be held accountable to exercise.  

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Joey is back after being out sick yesterday! 

We got to talk to our new friends from Canada who listen to our show and sent us some Canadian snacks. 

Nerd News! NASA has confirmed the fast moving comet is travelling at a speed of 130,000 mph. A meteorite that crashed through a Georgia home's roof has been identified as being older than Earth itself. Toothpaste made from human hair could help repair teeth.  

Nancy’s kids called her stupid becuase she really wants to buy two miniature donkeys. She claims that she has always wanted some. Joey thinks she will be all excited about it until they wake her up too early on a weekend.  

Hot Tea: Pricilla Presley is being accused of pulling Lisa Marie off of life support to gain sole access to Graceland and Lisa’s trust fund.  

Joey is considering buying a cd player for his car. He misses listening to CDs and found on online that will connect to his car’s Bluetooth.  

Southwest Airlines is finally coming to McGhee Tyson Airport! 

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Nancy gives an update on her poison ivy and AI Nancy has some choice words for her.  

Joey showed his kids his favorite movies from his childhood: “Hook” and “Field of Dreams.” Their reactions were not what he was expecting or hoping for.  

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Nancy had a wardrobe malfunction at the City-County building. Her dress got caught on her backpack and was hiked up above her butt. Of course, the building was PACKED, so a lot of people saw it.  

Nancy knows a “sovereign citizen” and we are all very confused on the concept and the things he believes.  

Hot Tea: Luke Combs says he's got a chip on his shoulder because he's not your typical "hot" male artist. Ella Langley spoke out about the realities of life on the road following backlash over her cancelling shows due to health reasons. A guy proposed to his girlfriend during a Megan Moroney concert... during a break up song.  

An NBA player posted a video asking for help on how to use a can opener. His chef took the day off and he couldn’t figure out how to use the can opener to open his dogs’ food. What's a common tool you’ve never used? 

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Joey asked Karly pop culture trivia from the 90s. She did surprisingly well! 

A pilot did an emergency landing to help save a passenger who was having a medical emergency. The passenger was not happy about this and flipped the pilot off on the way out of the plane. 

Joey has discovered that you can use AI to look at ideas for home renovation. You just upload a photo of your house and say what you want it to change. Then, if give you a mock up photo.  

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Matt Guldan from Summit Sports Training Center joined us to talk about the adventure trips he takes people on!

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School pick up has been a nightmare for Nancy. She has been having to sit in the line forever to pick up Ben! Joey and his wife are having the same problem.  

Karly has reached a new point in her singleness and has resorted to doing a “blind date with a book.” This is where you purchase a book but don’t know what it is until after you buy it and unwrap it.  

AOL is discontinuing dial up internet. None of us knew that it was still available anyway. 

Joey has been doing really good on his diet, but completely blew it at a church event last night. He felt bad about it, but still ate a “FatBoy” dessert.  

Hot Tea: Taylor Swift announced her 12th album on a teaser video for New Heights, her boyfriend Travis Kelce’s podcast. Luke Bryan has canceled all of his Friday night concerts so he can be home to watch his son play football. Thieves broke into a store and stole thousands of dollars worth of Labubu dolls.  

Country artist Nate Smith told Joey’s brother that he was intimidated by Joey back when Joey worked in California. Joey calls a former employee to see if he was actually intimidating or not.  

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Joey is hiring someone to fix the hole he had to cut in his ceiling after the toilet incident over the weekend. He had agreed to let a listener fix it for him, but his wife had him call the guy back and ask for photos and ask about his background to make sure he was legit.  

Nancy’s neighbor rang her doorbell at 8am on Saturday morning to welcome her to the neighborhood. It was very sweet, but Nancy did not want to be woken up early.  

What Makes You Special? I am a Professional Spelunker!  

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Joey’s son called him a “master baker” after they made a cake together. Nancy’s 12-year-old wants to play football. Karly accidentally drove The Dragon when trying to get to Cherokee, NC.  

The first Monday Morning Wake Up Call of the school year! 

Karly went to the movies to see Freakier Friday and loved it. Nancy’s son had the total opposite opinion on it. Nancy thinks Karly only liked it because Chad Michael Murray is in it.  

Hot Tea: Zach Bryan got in a fight online and claimed that he will never play a show in Kansas City. Luke Combs released 14 song demos on a secret Instagram account. A woman got her arm stuck inside a game at Chuck E Cheese.  

Nancy got poison ivy on her arms and was told to pour bleach on it to help. She took a video while doing it and posted it to our Facebook. It HURT! People called in to offer other home remedies for the poison ivy.  

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DIY Joe is back in action at his house. He has an unfortunate toilet incident that lead to the toilet overflowing. The bathroom is on the second story of his house, and the water started leaking onto the ceiling below. Joey had to cut a huge hole in his living room ceiling and isn’t sure if he will hire someone to fix it or attempt it himself.  

After Karly talked about her trip to Texas being cancelled, an old man showed up at the station to see her. He brought her flowers, but made sure to mention that they were “cheap” flowers before he gave them to her.  

The internet has taken a term from Star Wars and turned it into a slur for AI and robots. They are now calling them “clankers.” 

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