It’s cold! We all had to turn the heat on this morning in our cars. 

A lady saw Nancy in Morristown yesterday but was too starstruck to say hello. 

We play Name that Carly/Karly to give out Carly Pearce tickets! Two grand prize winners will get to meet Carly Pearce with Producer Karly! 

Joey still hasn’t gotten his replacement lawn mower.  

Hot Tea- Riley Green broke up a fight at one of his concerts. Elon John and Madonna’s feud is finally over after 20+ years. A guy in China almost died after having a neck massage.  

Nancy’s 20-year-old daughter still wants an Easter basket this year. Nancy decided to make her an adult one full of kitchen supplies.  

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Nancy hosted an awards banquet at Carson Newman last night and had to say the weird words and phrases we gave her.  

A new dinosaur toy can talk to a child, record the conversation, and send the audio to the child’s parents.  

Nancy is going on the Honor Air flight to Washington DC with a group of veterans tomorrow! 

A toddler knocked over and ate his grandpa’s ashes.  

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Nancy got sunburnt while planting new plants in her yard. 

We play Name that Carly/Karly to give out Carly Pearce tickets! Two grand prize winners will get to meet Carly Pearce with Producer Karly! 

Hot Tea: SNL mentioned their drama with Morgan Wallen twice on this weekend’s episode. Alan Jackson told people to jump the barricade at his concert and almost got the show canceled. A man ran into a Family Dollar wearing only a surgical mask. 

Joey’s twin, Jesse, got lost in Egypt in an Uber. Joey was worried he had been kidnapped because he quit answering his phone. Instead of staying up to make sure he was okay, Joey just went to bed.  

Two guys in Kentucky partially buried a minivan and called it their “storm shelter.” 

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Nancy is supposed to be saying no when people ask her to do things, but she said yes to hosting an awards banquet tonight. To punish her, we gave her some ridiculous words and phrases that she has to say during the presentation.  

The video of us all running down the hallway went viral, and the comments are pretty interesting.  

A man was arrested for trying to contact an uncontacted tribe.  

Joey had a weird experience at a restaurant where you cook your own food. 

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Allergies are getting to us! 

Nancy emceed an event that was set up like a radio show. 

Nerd News! When you run a marathon, your brain eats itself. A 97-year-old tortoise just became a mom. Monkeys are better at yodeling than humans.  

Burnout or BORE-out? What’s the most boring job you’ve ever had? 

Hot Tea: Tom Cruise paid tribute to Val Kilmer. Megan Moroney won the Billboard Rulebreaker Award. A man stole his ex’s chicken. 

The cops showed up at Nancy’s house yesterday.  

Joey’s twin brother is in Paris, so we called to mess with him and his tour guide.  

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Joey has to sing in a church choir on Sunday, but his allergies are making him unable to hit high notes. We make him sing high pitch songs to test his voice out.  

Tom Cruise told Glenn Powell to film himself running because you don’t look as cool as you think you do. Producer Karly realized she runs weird.  

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Nancy witnessed an old woman almost lose her wig because of the wind. 

Sherri from Seymour called us to check in! 

Nancy got reprimanded on Facebook Marketplace.  

Joey had a chance to do a good deed and decided not to. 

Hot Tea- Maury Povich offered to come out of retirement to DNA test Elon Musk’s 14th child. Dolly Parton is releasing a new line of jeans. Corona Beer bought an island in the Carribean and will offer free beer there. 

Nancy is sad that the TN Valley Fair may have to move out of Chilhowee Park.  

Joey realized he was getting old and becoming like his parents.  

Morgan Wallen went on Theo Von’s podcast and talked about East TN, his son, and new music.  

Nancy is going on a mom strike. 

A lady took off her clothes and started yelling at people at a Florida airport. 

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Joey has noticed that over half the people in the school pickup line are on their phones.  

Nancy got a new muscle gun and is obsessed with it 

Hot Tea- Morgan Wallen released merch based off his “Get me back to God’s country” post after leaving SNL. It’s also reported that he was asked to do a musical skit but declined, so Joe Jonas replaced him. Val Kilmer passed away. Zach Bryan pranked people yesterday by saying he was leaving country music. A woman left a $2.5 million winning lottery ticket in the pocket of a jacket she donated. 

A dad in Georgia was arrested after he left his kids in a McDonald’s while he went to a job interview nearby 

Did your parents ever leave you somewhere that today’s society would scoff at? 

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Joey’s eye doctor pranked him for April Fool’s Day 

People on Facebook accused us of pulling an April Fool’s Day prank that we didn’t do! 

Nancy gives a recap of her breath and meditation class 

Nancy discovered weird modifications of sports such as walking soccer and dancing basketball 

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Joey’s allergies are making him sound demonic 

Nancy’s 20-year-old daughter didn’t know how to make Hamburger Helper 

Nancy found out why gas prices end with 9/10 of a cent and wanted to explain it 

Joey embarrassed himself by talking bad about a restaurant to the owner 

Hot Tea- Was Morgan Wallen snubbed by SNL creator, Lorne Michaels? Gene Hackman’s mother-in-law asked for photos of her daughter and Gene’s bodies to not be shared with the public. Coastal Carolina football games will now offer free food and drinks.  

Joey’s 11-year-old son played an April Fool's Day prank on his mom. 

How do you pronounce the acronym lmao? 

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AI Nancy returns to apologize and to sing Nancy a song 

Nancy is going to a breath and meditation class tonight 

What Makes You Special? I Mop the Court During Lady Vol Basketball Games! 

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Joey and Nancy didn’t realize it was going to storm until Karly texted them. 

The men’s and women’s basketball teams both lost their games over the weekend. The Lady Vols lost in the Sweet 16 and the Men’s Vols lost in the Elite 8. 

We climbed to the top of the Wild Eagle at Dollywood! 

Monday Morning Wakeup Call with 9-Year-Old Baisley. 

Hot Tea- Morgan Wallen was the musical guest on SNL and abruptly left the stage during the end credits. Post Malone bought a horse named Ashtray. You can get a DUI for having too much caffeine.  

A woman on TikTok put some glitter under the toilet seat so that she could check back later to see if her husband really cleaned the bathroom. Joey used to fake his chores as a kid. 

Joey returned his 200lb umbrella to Costco and had to bring it inside the store by himself. 

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Old school stuff is becoming trendy again. This includes “grandpa shoes” 

We all took an IQ test, and it stressed us out.  

A lady bragged on TikTok about going into hotels that she is not a guest at and eating their free breakfast. 

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