John Wayne Lied to You

It’s my birthday, so what better way to celebrate than with a tale from birthdays past. This story is about a trip to Austin with some pals, psychedelics, and puking in the street.

This week I recall a time when if you wanted to get beer you had to be creative hence, the great beer wahoo. Also, the cards tell it like it is in this week’s reading.

This week I’m promoting my Patreon by releasing an episode of the Awesome Dude 4 Life Boner (Bonus) Podcast available to my Patreon members only! This ep features myself and the great David W. Barbee and myself chatting it up in a Florida motel room. Check out my Patreon and help ol’ Uncle Johnny out if you can!

I hate it when people feel the need to approach you so they can comment on or question something about an article of clothing you’re wearing. Unless they give you cash after they do. It still sucks, but it helps ease the frustration. Also, I win a battle but not the war in this week’s reading.

Ah, the theater. What a time I had doing plays in high school! This week I tell a tale of the ‘bitch’ heard round the world.

I’ve said in the past how working retail and customer service jobs destroyed any and all Christmas spirit I could ever have, but this week I go way back to the time of being a young lad when i was still elated about the season. Also, an all Pentacle reading has interesting things to say about my current situation.

I’m back from Jekyll Island Georgia from another convention, and a long, lonely drive. It wasn’t the best, but at least it was something. Excellent reading this week with the Emperor bring the good news.

It’s been a wild week of tabling at local markets and prepping for live readings, but this week’s story has to do with my first vehicle and its unfortunate demise.

Although four years removed from the retail/service industry working during the holidays left lasting scars that still haunt me to this day. This week I talk about working overnight on Black Friday while wishing a comet would strike and blackout all of existence. Plus, good stuff in the cards of this week’s reading.

I just rolled in from the Ol’ Big Windy Chicago where I tabled at Days of the Dead with my dude Micheal Allen Rose and my lady Sauda Namir. What a time was had! We kicked ass, and made some new friends. Also, the Pentacles are having me take a deeper look in this week’s reading.