This week I remember the time I let vacuum salesmen into my house, and it turned out they weren’t entirely on the level. I also give the update on how having no day-job is going, and I announce the launch of my Patreon at www.patreon.com/johnwayneisdead! And, the Emperor leads the way in my reading for this week.

I was in Austin this weekend for Wizard World Comic Con where I tabled with my good buds, and fellow awesome authors Lucas Mangum and Max Booth III. Boy, it was slow. Really slow, but find out how the Predator and Batman helped get us through it in this week’s episode. Also, Sword on Wand in my cards this week.

I spent last week in Tampa Florida slinging books at my first Spooky Empire, and in this episode I tell you all about it. Plus, I spend my first week as a full time artist, and the cards keep it classy in this week’s reading.

This week I was fired from my part-time day-job because I couldn’t work full-time, so that’s pretty much what i talk about in this episode. Also, the Swords are sharp in this week’s reading.

This weekend I had a great time at a party, and then paid for it with a trip to hang over city. It reminded me of even worse hang overs from the past like the one I talk about in this week’s story. In this case what doesn’t kill you makes you wish it would have.

This week I had to deal with all kinds of bullshit I hate to do but must. Also, history repeats itself in the form of broken phones and fits thrown as I recall the time I had a not so positive reaction to breaking my phone. Did I mention I did it on purpose?

I went to New Orleans this weekend, and I couldn’t help but remember the first time I’d ever set foot in the ‘Who Dat’ nation. What a Time!

I’m back from another convention and am here to tell you all the thrills and spills! I was in Charlotte for Days of the Dead for the second year in a row slinging books, and spreading the weird horror word to all who would listen. Also, the Cups steer the ship in this week’s reading.

We got hit with some bad flooding in H-Town this week making for a very soggy situation, so i let you all in on what went down on my side of town. Then, I tell a story of past flooding and giant, icy dicks. Also, the Swords are keeping it sharp in this week’s reading.

Holy Kentucky fried awesomeness! Scarefest in Lexington Kentucky was rad as hell, and in this episode I tell you all about the trip, and my triumphant selling out of books! Plus, The Emperor and Strength bring balance to this week’s reading.