JOHNSTONE

JOHNSTONE

By Caitlin Johnstone and Tim FoleyNews
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  • Empire Managers Invent Fake Threats So We Won't Fight The Real Monsters
    Western politics is mostly just empire managers making up fake problems to fight so they don't have to address the real problems.
    Can't stop waging wars or the western empire will collapse. So they make up fake threats from dictators and tyrants and take action to stop them.
    Can't stop inflating the military budget and circling the planet with more and more war machinery or the military-industrial complex will stop reaping profits. So they tell you to be afraid of Muslims and "terrorists" and Russia and China and take action to protect you from them.
    Can't stop polluting the world and destroying the biosphere or capitalism will perish. So they split us into two mainstream warring factions arguing about culture war wedge issues and promise to protect each faction from the other side.
    Reading by Tim Foley.
    3 min
  • Why I Hold Out Hope For Humanity
    I hold out hope because people aren't buying the propaganda like they used to.
    I hold out hope because trust in the imperial media is at an all-time low while our ability to attack and discredit the official narrative is at an all-time high.
    I hold out hope because more and more people are realizing that capitalism simply does not work.
    I hold out hope because empires don't last forever.
    Reading by Tim Foley.
    4 min
  • They're Still Pushing The Ethnic Cleansing Of Gaza
    Israel was founded on the premise that the country’s previous inhabitants need to be eliminated in some way.
    That’s all this has ever been about.
    It was never about October 7.
    It was never about Hamas.
    It was never about hostages.
    It was never about terrorism.
    It was never about self-defense.
    It was never about any of the countless excuses the hasbarists and imperial spinmeisters have offered up over the last three years to justify Israel’s monstrous abuses.
    It was only ever about eliminating Palestinians because of their ethnicity and replacing them with Jews.
    Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.
    Reading by Tim Foley.
    7 min
  • We're Expected To Remember October 7 But Never Ask Questions About It
    Ask why there's been so much violence in the middle east these last three years and you'll be told it's because of October 7.
    Ask why October 7 happened and you'll be called an antisemite.
    Ask what specifically transpired on that day and you'll be called a conspiracy theorist.
    Reading by Tim Foley.
    4 min
  • din
    They're designing park benches
    so that homeless people can't sleep on them
    and placing metal spikes beneath overpasses
    so they can't be used as shelter.
    Jerry Seinfeld says Palestine doesn't exist
    and that sometimes socks go missing in the dryer,
    wocka wocka
    ha ha ha
    it's funny because it's a witty observation
    about life's everyday little goofy goofs.
    Fast food wrappers blow in the wind
    like the leaves used to do.
    Duct-taped gargoyles with garbage bag wings
    peer down at the din of civilization
    as we march over the sidewalk sleepers
    to our Jobs,
    stepping over dead bodies
    while staring at our phones
    and counting the minutes
    til we can go home to our sofas
    and watch wocka wocka comedians
    and shovel SSRIs into our faces
    from large plastic bowls
    so the crushing beauty of our world
    and the knowledge of our mortality
    doesn't topple us like Jenga blocks
    and make us weep like open fire hydrants.
    In this din they don't want you to feel.
    They don't want you to think.
    They don't want you to hear.
    They keep it all CLANG, CLANG, CLANG,
    BUY, BUY, BUY,
    WORK, WORK, WORK,
    WOCKA, WOCKA, WOCKA,
    so that you can't feel your body.
    So that you can't hear the songs.
    There's bird song
    and whale song
    and heart song
    and lung song.
    There's fire song
    and sea song
    and wind song
    and tree song.
    There's ancestor song
    and mountain song
    and sun song
    and wolf song,
    and lots of others I bet;
    I can't hear any of them.
    Oh, except thought song,
    which blasts through my head
    like a sonic homeless deterrent
    in a shopping center alleyway,
    and,
    like them,
    I have nowhere else to go.
    ____________
    Reading by Caitlin Johnstone.
    2 min
  • The Polite Kind Of Racism
    There are two types of racism in the west: the kind that's considered acceptable in polite liberal society, and the kind that's widely frowned upon.
    The acceptable type of racism is the kind which considers it fine and normal to drop bombs on Muslim families overseas. The kind which sees starvation sanctions as a minor issue whose pros and cons are assessed solely on the basis of whether they will be successful or unsuccessful in achieving regime change. The kind which views imperialist extraction from the global south as the natural order of the world, with centrists and progressives squabbling only about how evenly that plunder should be distributed among westerners.
    The unacceptable type of racism is the kind which affects other westerners. The kind whose consequences western liberals have to see.
    Reading by Tim Foley.
    7 min
  • Blaming Ordinary People For The Ecocidal Consequences Of AI
    There are plenty of reasons why we should all avoid using AI, but the push to offload all the responsibility for the ecological consequences of data centers onto individual users instead of just regulating AI companies is typical capitalist power-serving bullshit.
    Reading by Tim Foley.
    6 min
  • True Spirituality Confronts The Abuses Of The Empire
    A spirituality that is uninterested in ending war, genocide, poverty and injustice is a dead spirituality. If you hold your time on the meditation cushion as something separate from the weeping mother clutching a small body in Lebanon, you're wasting your time.
    Reading by Tim Foley.
    6 min

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