JOHNSTONE

JOHNSTONE

By Caitlin Johnstone and Tim FoleyNews
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  • New Study Finds The Rest Of The World Supports China And Russia
    A recent Cambridge study found that this hostility toward China has been on the rise in recent years not just in Australia but throughout the "liberal democracies" of the US-centralized power alliance. But what's interesting is that public opinion is exactly reversed in the much larger remainder of the Earth's population, with people outside the US power cluster just as fond of China as those within that power cluster are hostile toward it. This relationship is largely mirrored with Russia as well.
    "Among the 1.2bn people who inhabit the world’s liberal democracies, three-quarters (75%) now hold a negative view of China, and 87% a negative view of Russia," the report reads. "However, for the 6.3bn people who live in the rest of the world, the picture is reversed. In these societies, 70% feel positively towards China, and 66% positively towards Russia."
    Reading by Tim Foley.
    11 min
  • Love Like There's No Yesterday
    Love like there's no yesterday
    like you're the first to ever love
    like it's fresh and for the first time
    because it is fresh and for the first time
    and the illusion otherwise is just a trick of human perception
    Love like a hermit crab that said fuck it
    and cast aside its shell forever
    Love like a three year-old rides a tricycle
    Love like the nukes just started flying
    Love like two middle aged bloggers
    making out in the rain while Australia floods
    Love like cobwebs and calliopes
    Love like a geyser of starlings
    pouring from your chest cave
    Love like God just cracked you open
    and gazed at all the parts of you you're most ashamed of
    the things you feel most guilty about
    and chuckled sweetly
    at how you think any of that matters
    in this roaring ocean of infinity
    Love like an intimate ultrasound
    of the world that's waiting to be born
    Love like everyone's watching
    and you're a slutty little attention whore
    Love like peacock angels in screaming orgasm
    Love like you deserve to love
    and be loved
    because you do
    because you do
    I swear to you on my accordion heart
    and my warzone womb
    and my eyes that are brimming with my grandmother's tears
    you deserve to love and be loved
    you do
    you do
    and it is safe
    and it is right
    and it is good
    Love like tender holiness kisses
    Love like swampwater messiahs
    Love like watching My Dinner with Andre for the very first time
    home alone with the lights out
    and a box of tissues
    and a mind full of wonder
    Love like eating an orange while listening to crickets
    Love like a heartfelt impromptu pop song serenade
    from an adoring lover
    who cannot sing
    Love like a mother noticing that her prattling child
    will never be that age again
    Love like you are a very young primate
    in a very old universe you do not understand
    and your accomplishments mean nothing
    because everything's so big
    so all that matters is love
    and loving
    Love like a scarecrow saint
    Love like a balrog buddha
    Love like babies eating ice cream
    Love big
    Love hard
    Empty the tank
    Leave it all in the ring
    There's nothing to save it for anyway
    ________________
    Reading by Caitlin Johnstone
    3 min
  • The Official Narrative On Ukraine
    The official narrative promoted by the entire western political/media class is that Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine in February of this year solely because he is evil and hates freedom. He wants to conquer as much of Europe as possible because he cannot stand free democracies, because he is another Adolf Hitler.
    The official narrative is that while Russia is in Ukraine solely because its leader is an evil monster like Hitler, the US is in Ukraine solely because its leaders are righteous. The United States is providing arms, military intelligence, and assistance on the ground from special ops forces and CIA officers to Ukraine, as well as implementing an unprecedented regime of economic warfare against Russia, solely because the US loves its good friends the Ukrainians and wants to protect their freedom and democracy.
    5 min
  • Advocating World War Three Is Just Mainstream Punditry Now
    Mainstream punditry in the latter half of 2022 is rife with op-eds arguing that the US needs to vastly increase military spending because a world war is about to erupt, and they always frame it as though this would be something that happens to the US, as though its own actions would have nothing to do with it. As though it would not be the direct result of the US-centralized empire continually accelerating towards that horrific event while refusing every possible diplomatic off-ramp due to its inability to relinquish its goal of total unipolar planetary domination.
    Reading by Tim Foley.
    9 min
  • The Boy Who Cried Hitler
    Comparisons of Putin to Hitler only sound profound and relevant if you only just began paying attention to US foreign policy and are therefore unaware that literally every single US enemy is always copiously compared to Hitler. It's like The Boy Who Cried Wolf, except there is no wolf, and the boy just keeps crying "Wolf!" over and over again, and the villagers never learn their lesson and never stop believing him.
    Because mainstream westerners ignored all wars until Ukraine, they don't know we've seen all these tricks before. They don't know the war propaganda is airing reruns. They think it's new to compare today's Official Enemy to Hitler. They never question the atrocity narratives. They don't know the US always lies about every war. They think it's a crazy conspiracy theory to suggest that the actions and motives of their government isn't what they've been told.
    Reading by Tim Foley.
    10 min
  • Just Two Weeks
    I stand here before you
    in my mother's hand-me-downs,
    in this world where mothers must work like they don't have children
    and parent like they don't have jobs,
    keeping households running and bills paid
    while their hearts run around outside their bodies
    on tiny little legs that don't yet know where the wolves are,
    but don't you dare over-mother them,
    or under-mother them,
    or get anything wrong while treading laundry
    and kung fuing the kitchen
    and, oh yeah,
    if you could save the world from nuclear armageddon
    and environmental collapse when you get a minute
    that'd be great.
    I stand here before you
    in my mother's hand-me-downs,
    with my mother's strangled voice,
    and my mother's Pinesol hands,
    and my mother's weeping back,
    and my mother's feral chores,
    and my mother's loving patience,
    and my mother's gritted teeth,
    and my mother's inner beauty
    that you never get to see —
    her inner world of unheard symphonies
    and unpainted art
    and oceans of sleeping babies,
    neatly stuffed into a housecoat
    drowned out by a Helen Reddy song.
    I stand here before you
    in my mother's hand-me-downs,
    glaring with crosshair eyes at eelfaced manipulators
    who blacken the children's sky,
    who poison my children's water,
    who microplastic my children's blood,
    who scorch my children's Earth
    to turn billionaires into trillionaires,
    vowing "I see you,
    I'll stop you,
    right after this dentist appointment,
    right after this assignment,
    right after these taxes,
    right after this to-do list,
    I'll be ready to stop you
    in, like, two more weeks, maybe,
    or maybe two weeks after that."
    I stand here before you
    in my mother's hand-me-downs,
    with my mother's intuition
    (two eyes in the back of her head —
    "I can see what you are doing!"),
    but my many eyes can only glance
    before more dishes pile up
    before the to-do list unfurls  —
    I'll get to it, I'll get to you,
    I'll stop you,
    I will,
    I see what you are doing,
    I just need to take the kids to daycare
    but make the sandwiches first
    and stop off on the way to work
    for a part to fix the air con
    before the summer comes
    before the heat you stoked
    with dinosaur bones
    and Canary Island loopholes
    and the infantile ambitions
    of impotent men
    hits our little rental
    (that I'm so grateful to have
    so grateful I am
    on-my-hands-and-knees grateful
    your-cock-in-my-throat grateful
    please don't kick us out we love you we do)
    like a solar wind storm
    barbecuing my children
    in this tent made of weatherboards
    like a tiny funeral pyre
    for bad women,
    naughty witches,
    ladies flying solo
    who need to be put in their place.
    Just two weeks.
    Just two weeks.
    Just two weeks more.
    Just two weeks and I'll sit in silence for while.
    Just two weeks and I'll write this all down.
    Just two weeks I need to get this stuff done.
    Just two weeks.
    Just two weeks.
    Just two weeks,
    and I'll stop you.
    ____________________
    Reading by Caitlin Johnstone.
    4 min
  • Always Opposing The Last War But Not The Current One
    Western propaganda means people always oppose the last war but not the current war. The US provoking and sustaining its Ukraine proxy war is no more ethical than its invading of Iraq; it just looks that way due to propaganda. Ukraine isn't the good war, it's just the current war.
    It is only by the copious amounts of propaganda our civilization is being hammered with that this is not immediately obvious to everyone. In the future (assuming we don't annihilate ourselves first), the propaganda will have cleared from the air enough for people to see clearly and realize that they were lied to. Again.
    Reading by Tim Foley.
    8 min
  • Pretending To Seek Peace In An Unwinnable Proxy War
    We should probably talk more about the fact that the US empire is loudly promoting the goal of achieving peace in Ukraine by defeating Russia while quietly acknowledging that this goal is impossible. This is like accelerating toward a brick wall and pretending it's an open road.
    The narrative that Russia can be defeated by escalating against it makes sense if you believe Russia can be defeated, but the US empire does not believe that Russia can be defeated. It knows these escalations are only going to exponentially ramp up death and devastation.
    Reading by Tim Foley.
    7 min

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