JOHNSTONE

JOHNSTONE

By Caitlin Johnstone and Tim FoleyNews
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  • My Enemies Are Not In Iran
    My enemies are not in Iran. My enemies are in Washington and Tel Aviv. In London and Canberra.
    My enemies are the western oligarchs and empire managers who are poisoning my society and making everything awful while slaughtering human beings with the help of my tax dollars.
    Reading by Tim Foley.
    4 min
  • Israel And Its Supporters Are Causing Attacks On Jewish Institutions
    It's so obnoxious how genocide apologists like Greenblatt make a living actively telling everyone that Jews and Judaism are inseparable from the acts of the Israeli government, but whenever there's an extremist attack by someone who doesn't distinguish between western Jews and the state of Israel it gets blamed on the pro-Palestine left.
    Reading by Tim Foley.
    5 min
  • Watching Amazon Prime While The Iranians Burn
    Watching Amazon Prime while the Iranians burn.
    Stuffing our mouths with cheesysugarbacon
    while the sky turns black over Tehran.
    Laughing without smiling.
    Laughing with full mouths and empty eyes
    while their water mixes with oil and blood.
    "Hoho this will hurt Trump in the midterms"
    the liberal chortles,
    masturbating furiously
    while ruined parents pull ruined schoolbags
    out of ruined schools.
    Frolicking on lawns with hamburgers in both fists
    doing patchouli tai chi
    in clothes made by slaves
    as black rain waters gardens
    of severed limbs and blown-out eyeballs.
    This is our culture.
    This is our religion.
    Praying to Pornhub while children scream,
    telling ourselves it will all be worth it
    when Iranian women can do OnlyFans
    to pay for boob jobs and butt lifts
    and go to Capitalist Heaven when they die.
    Jizzing Taco Bells and bail bonds firms
    all over the global south,
    our bellies full of the flesh of children,
    our veins full of plastic
    and our mouths full of Lexapro,
    dancing at the ballroom covered in blood and brains,
    gyrating to AI-generated music
    cranked up to maximum volume
    to hide the sounds of the explosions
    and the gasps of our dying souls.
    Oh I'm sorry,
    am I bumming you out?
    Have a hamburger and a Xanax.
    Everything's fine.
    This is all normal.
    Let's pick the bits of skull and teeth from our hair
    and go party.
    Reading by Tim Foley.
    3 min
  • It Is Not Okay For Grown Adults To Believe Infantile Fairy Tales About Iran
    It's not okay for grown adults to believe the United States wages wars to promote humanitarian interests and bring freedom and democracy to oppressed populations.
    It's not okay for grown adults to believe that US soldiers fight and die to protect their country and its citizens.
    It's not okay for grown adults to believe US military interventionism in the middle east has anything to do with women's rights or making life better for women.
    Reading by Tim Foley.
    3 min

About JOHNSTONE

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Readings of all Caitlin Johnstone's articles, usually by her co-writer Tim Foley.

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