Jack and Ryan mourn the rising costs of girl scout cookies. Meanwhile Demi Lovato is 1% African and a man died in the middle of a 24-hour gaming session, In the sports page Michal Neuvirth has impregnated his teammates' sister and a man has made over a million bucks stealing wallets from RVs at NASCAR events for the past 20 years!

In the second half of the show, Ryan has a near miss with a cute girl and the boys try to decide if texting or talking on the phone is a more effective way to woo a woman. They decide upon...Linkedin?? Jack rants on parents and then we tease a mystery guest for episode 5!

Jack has had a miserable week of illness thanks to food poisoning he got while delivering pizzas. But he did see La La Land and gives his unbiased review (hint: he loved it like everyone else). Ryan goes off on one of his epic pokemon rants and Jack thinks he has found the solution to the Redskins re-signing Kirk Cousins.

In the second half of the show, Chris Brown is at it again and Soulja Boy wants to box him? Jack is tired of online applications and Ryan is all about the new planets being discovered of late. Also, if you cna ID all the movie references made in this episode, mega props because there were a lot of them.

Jokers Are Wild #2 - Will You Be Our Valentine by Jack Anderson & Ryan Rousseau

Jack and Ryan kick off the inaugural episode with several juicy asides in regard to their home lives. The discussion moves onto the movies. Jack has finally seen Rogue One and gives his blistering hot takes while Ryan steers the ship in light of Jack's woeful lack of Star Wars knowledge. Ryan takes of an auditory tour of Seattle and Jack smashes the Grammy's for the overabundance of politics. Ryan finishes off the episode with some nerd stuff and that's a wrap.