SURPRISE! Even whilst Jon Holmes is away, the XFM Breakfast Show podcast shall play. 35 minutes of all the best bits that never quite made it into other editions (but trust us, it's still radio gold)

This highlights package (as it shall now be known), contains two, yes TWO, interviews. The first being REECE SHEARMSITH (he of 'League of Gentlemen' fame) and OLIVIA LEE (she of gentlemen's area-based microphones fame). We celebrate more 'Lazy PR', plus Vexen Le Crowley offers up another moment of clarity and reflection with his 'Thought For The Day For Satanists'.

So sit down if you need to. Or don't, if you don't... And appreciate the magic of the internet with this bumper edition of The XFM Breakfast Show Podcast, even though we have absolutely no idea where the presenter is, or what the hell he's doing (probably for the best).

The XFM Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes: weekdays 6-10am

Ding Ding Ding! It's round 58. And by that we mean it's the 58th podcast in the collection that we call The XFM Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes. Why the bad boxing pun? We hear no one mutter. Well, it's because we have GEORGE (ST George) GROVES talking about his rematch with Carl Froch. This warrior is a soon-to-be sporting legend whom – inexplicably - is a fan of Jon.

We also have A-list action in the shape of one Mr AARON PAUL (Jesse Pinkman out of off of 'Breaking Bad'), talking fast cars, pizza and crystal meth. There's a brief (and slightly disturbing) discussion about Jon's member… And now that TV channel BBC Three is on the way out, we look at their programmes that didn't exist, but really should have.

Oh, and Matt's off to have a baby....well his wife is. He'll probably just stand and look on whilst eating a Nandos combo meal.

The XFM Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes. Weekdays 6-10am

Another week, another dollar. Actually, it’s another week and another XFM Breakfast Show Podcast, ready to occupy you for 40 or so minutes. So, if you’ve got a short commute why not treat it as a trilogy? Jon chats to the man who’s playing the man who wrote the James Bond books, actor and all round nice beardy bloke DOMINIC COOPER. We have an exclusive chat with a Garvey about a very special ELBOW performance, and will the Mystery Object be a roll over once again? Find out inside. Well, when you put your headphones inside your ears anyway.

The XFM Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes – Weekdays 6-10am

Assuming our intern has figured out how to upload the damn thing now, you should be enjoying all manner of fun and games from The Xfm Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes in the form of a computer podcast! I know, groundbreaking stuff.

In here, you'll find that Producer Dave is proudly one of the biggest moaners within the company (tell us something we don't know), Jack Whitehall has just about enough of Jon's constant 'sex jokes' towards his various family members, and brand new feature 'Yo! Suchet' kind of works on the radio. Which is nice. Enjoy!

The Xfm Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes. Weekdays 6-10am

Sandbags at the ready! Another Xfm Breakfast Show Podcast is here to burst its banks and flood the internet. In this weeks' downpour of radio goodness, Jon chats to shouty sweaty sweary man (he was none of those things when we met him) NICK HELM, Producer Simon and his fiancé reveal exactly who wear the trousers in their relationship, Chris O'Dowd (him from Bridesmaids and The I.T. Crowd) questions Producer Dave's methods of counting, and Xfm's very own John Kennedy channels SHIA LEBEOUF. Dive in!

The Xfm Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes – Weekdays 6-10am

Annoying, needless, and lacking in planning. No, not this week's tube strikes, but THE XFM BREAKFAST SHOW PODCAST! (little joke there). This week, Brit acting hero GARY OLDMAN approaches the radio platform. Please watch the gap, as Jon also chats to HUGH DENNIS. Mind the closing doors, as we discover Producer Dave's house is haunted, and make sure you tap in your oyster card, as Al the Cabbie introduces the team to a terrific Beatles-themed invention. We'd give you more information, but we've run out of tube-based plays on words… ALL ABOARD!

Another week, another jam-packed Xfm Breakfast Show podcast for your perusal.

This time round, Jon is charmed by Two-Face himself AARON ECKHART, the Breakfast show host finally turns up halfway through Friday morning's broadcast, Matt Dyson sneezes (yep, that made it in), the Xfm printer makes the noise of a well-known hip hop track, and Producer Dave shows us his 'Motley Crue', whatever the hell that means.

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This week’s podcast is a bona fide knockout. Joining us on THE XFM BREAKFAST SHOW WITH JON HOLMES are Jake LaMotta and Rocky Balboa aka Hollywood heavyweights ROBERT DE NIRO and SYLVESTER STALLONE! And to top it off we’ve got the star of Star Trek and new Jack Ryan CHRIS PINE. Ridiculous right? But don’t worry, we haven’t gone all superstar on you – in the blue corner we’ve got your familiar Thought For The Day For Satanists and in the red corner, just about hanging in there, is Producer Dave, reeling from a punch from his past. Matt Dyson takes a new approach to delivering the weather, Jon has a satirical bout with UKIP, and there’s a welcome return for the Largely Irrelevant Paper Review. The Xfm Breakfast Show will be back every morning next week from 6 til 10 – let’s get ready to rumble!

It’s THE XFM BREAKFAST SHOW WITH JON HOLMES and this week it’s all about comebacks. We’ve got the first interview in years with DANNY MCNAMARA who tells us about the hotly anticipated return of Embrace. Plus we speak to film star JONAH HILL as he reappears on our screens in The Wolf of Wall Street. High Priest Vexen LeCrowley is back with another Thought For The Day For Satanists, and we celebrate Producer Dave’s homecoming to his natural habitat – cabaret (seriously). All this as well as some spectacular egg-based Chaff News, and Matt Dyson teaches us a new word. The Xfm Breakfast Show is back next week, every morning from 6 til 10 – but don’t call it a comeback.

So, here we are, new year, new show. Well, the same show really. More of the same old rubbish. You know you love it. Anyway here it is, THE XFM BREAKFAST SHOW WITH JON HOLMES. And at this optimistic time of year full of new resolutions and hopeful opportunity here’s that 99 Problems bit you used to know, and that Thought For The Day For Satanists you once loved. But wait, here’s a brand new interview with romance’s own COLIN FIRTH, where he sizzles and charms and plays a game of Band or Train. We’re also joined by Xfm’s newest DJ, DAVE ROWNTREE from Blur, and we take a look back at Jon’s first ever link on the Breakfast Show a year ago. Matt Dyson was away for a few days, nominally ill but presumably in Nando’s, until he returned with some classic Chaff News, and there’s a peek at some of the ideas that never made it to air over the last year. The Xfm Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes will be back on air however every morning next week from 6 til 10. Yes, with more of the same. You’re addicts, the lot of you.