Great Goal! Terrific kick! Refereeeeeeeeeeeee!
It’s the wholly unhelpful football fact-filled episode Episode 74 of The XFM Breakfast Show Podcast with Jon Holmes. So, what's in this weeks helping?
To help you through the 'Global Footballing Event 2014' (because, as you know, we can't call it the other thing…), we bring you our 'Alternative Guides to the Nations'.
Elsewhere, we ask you how you'd be bringing the festival experience to your lounge in our #DIYGlasto feature, and we spend an inordinate amount of time talking bushes, shafts and softening your wood in the 'The Largely Irrelevant Paper Review'.
Plus, we bid adieu to out little Isle of Wight weirdo Intern Charles, as he performs his last ever task in 'Twelve Weeks A Slave' involving builders, sugar and an XFM branded poncho.
So, you know, just listen. Cause to be honest, we've run out of clever ways to end these pointless blurbs
The XFM Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes. Weekdays 6 – 10am. 104.9FM