Well hello there you podcast downloader – isn't this exciting, nearly 90 episodes!! But for now, it's Episode 89 – you will hear the following..

RUSSELL BRAND pops in for a chat, to promote his new book 'Revolution', instead of doing so – he discusses the apparent rumour of him running for London Mayor. We round up more of your 'Sad Habits' and we talk to another listener who's largely indiscreet about work they've done in or around a celebrity.

ENJOY, the XFM Breakfast Show Podcast with Jon Holmes: Weekdays 6-10am.

Good day to you podcast dweller.

As luck would have it, you have chanced upon episode 88 (I know, where does the time go?) of The XFM Breakfast Show podcast with Jon Holmes. Inside this downloadable treat, Mr Holmes catches up with TV presenter DERMOT O’LEARY to chat about naked selfies and public pissing. We also hear from another listener in everyone's favourite new feature (for the cheeky name, if nothing else) ‘Tradesman’s Entrance’ (this week's covers Elton John and some unfortunate plumbing).

PLUS, it turns out that Kurt Cobain LOVES Mary Berry! Enjoy.

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Hi there, podcast wanderer! Thanks for popping by.

Welcome to another top notch XFM Breakfast Show Podcast with Jon Holmes.

Within this audio delight, Jon chats to Scottish comic KEVIN BRIDGES. He swung by to talk about cake attacks, prank calls and the importance of the bullet point…it really is much more interesting than it may sound from that final highlight.

Elsewhere, we enjoy another round of 'Tradesman's Entrance', where another listener is largely indiscreet about work they've done in or around a celebrity.

PLUS, newshound Matt Dyson's child (the gift that keeps on giving) continues to see dead people in their kitchen. Not creepy at all.

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Oh hi, welcome to another edition of the XFM Breakfast Show Podcast

with Jon Holmes. How are you? Missed us?? You'll be glad to know, we're

back, with episode 86!

On this one then - we hear from 4 year old Masie on Toddler Pops, and to make this podcast EXTRA cool we have Hackney's very own MR RAY WINSTONE , he's chatting to Jon about his new book, and surprisingly Bet 365! And not forgetting when Jon makes A LOT of noise in a very quiet public place for our brand new charity - Global's Make Some Noise.

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Oh hello. Welcome to another week's worth of goodness from the XFM Breakfast Show. During the next hour (ish) you will hear the likes of our new feature 'Sad Habits'. Jon has his own, which is the most embarrassing thing ever! We also have a game of Band or Cocktail as it's London Cocktail week & news reader Matt tells us about how his daughter see's dead people, PLUS we have another round up of Lazy PR. The XFM Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes: Weekdays from 6am.

Well, hello there! Welcome to another GROUND-BREAKING* edition of the XFM Breakfast Show Podcast With Jon Holmes.

*Probably not at all ground-breaking

Within episode 84…

Your ears will be delighted with the likes of new feature ‘Tradesman’s Entrance’ (it’s Branson-based), Matt Dyson becomes an official judge for something very peculiar indeed, PLUS noted broadcast journalist John Suchet reads aloud from another celebrity’s laughable autobiography in regular feature (which is only on the radio due to it’s incredibly clever name) YO! SUCHET.

Dig in!

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Oh hello, us again!

Congratulations on downloading the best bits of the XFM Breakfast Show, episode 83. You've come a long way. Let's get straight to it, shall we?

Jon chats to Manic Street Preacher NICKY WIRE about service stations (again!), Pringles and his anti-social tendencies. Plus, a truly tenuous game of 'Wire or Wire' is played on the actual radio. We won't ruin the surprise here as to what this actually entails.

Also, we launch brand new feature 'Tradesman's Entrance' (it's not what you think, we promise). We also sent out Intern Josh to the Apple Store on Regent St for the new release of the iPhone. Armed with a megaphone, Jon's twisted instructions and hundreds of sad tech geeks at his disposal, things can only go wrong.

Welcome to another XFM Breakfast Show Podcast, the 82nd one in fact. It’s good to see you again!

As the ‘Princess, the Duchess of the Kate of the Cambridge’ is up the duff, for a second time by the mighty seed of William, forging it’s way up the… Ok we’ll leave it there. Moving on, Apple release their new 'life-changing' devices such as the Apple Watch, and Jon receives an email with a picture of a penis (which we duly pixelate for visual purposes, of course…) weirdly enough from ‘himself’.

Jon also once again appears on BBC 2’s Newsnight, although this time - disappointingly - it wasn’t about his height. ENJOY!

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Happy 81st podcast download everyone!

Well done for getting this far. You have our utmost admiration, as we're sure it can't have been an easy ride.

This week, Vexen Le Crowley celebrates more hellish behaviour in 'Thought For The Day For Satanists', we discover why newshound Matt Dyson's nickname used to be 'Puck Nips', and Jon gets angry at some poor spelling… and rightly so.

So sit back and enjoy podcast 81, as we suspect podcast 82 will be arriving in your interweb inbox in about a week's time.

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Congratulations! You are the proud owner of yet another XFM Breakfast Show Podcast.

This week we speak to living legend and ‘God Like Genius’ – Johnny Marr – about Picasso, rock stereotypes and cross-country running.

Plus, Jon is the victim of some direct internet marketing that is both ageist and heightist, Matt discovers that you can make Z-List celebs say anything you want if you pay them and High Priest Vexen Le Crowley gives us another Thought For The Day for Satanists.

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