Greetings dear internet traveller!

You have happened upon episode 99 of the XFM Breakfast Show Podcast with Jon Holmes.

Inside the final edition before we go 'triple digit'…

- JAMES CORDEN and EMILY BLUNT (don't muddle up those surnames) play a filthy game of 'Band or Forest'.

- Trained broadcast journalist Matt Dyson gets all sweary on the radio

- PLUS, one lucky listener decks out Dame Judi Dench's Hallway… this is not a euphemism.

Enjoy!

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Ding Dong Merrily on THIS, podcast lovers…

Welcome to a very festive edition of the XFM Breakfast Show podcast with Jon Holmes.

Inside this audible stocking…

Petrol-heads JEREMY CLARKSON and RICHARD HAMMOND popped by for a chat (we say 'popped by'. They were of course in to flog another DVD)

Matt’s weather gets even more fanciful, and we're treated to another satanical musing (albeit a very Christmassy one) from High Priest Vexen Le Crowley.

So pop another Terry's Chocolate Orange in your fat gob, grab a Bailey's, and enjoy!

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As XFM Winter Wonderland took place on Wednesday, we look back at some of the highlights including Intern Josh dressed inexplicably as a festive Batman and Producer Dave getting all 'above his station' with a walkie-talkie.

Elsewhere, we hear from another listener in regular feature Tradesman's Entrance. This is where we speak to a tradesman who has plied their trade in/or around a celebrity's house. But you knew that already.

Plus, another round up of the laziest marketing emails of the week in Lazy PR, and 4 year old Maisie bangs another tune on Toddler Pops.

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As Rebecca Black once said, 'It's Friday, Friday. Got to get down on Friday'.

Wise words indeed (as long as you're downloading this on the day of release. If not, the sentiment makes no sense).

ANYWAY, we digress. Welcome to the XFM Breakfast Show podcast.

This week, then…

HARRY HILL discusses his dogging techniques, JUDE LAW talks naked selfies, and listener Tom reveals all about Luisa Zissman's front garden. Not a euphemism.

Enjoy!

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Welcome to another episode of the XFM Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes. The 95th, no less!

In this one, we hear from everyone's favourite LADS - Simon, Joe, James and Blake from that Inbetweeners film.

Plus, ROSS NOBLE and his weird and wonderful mind pop in for a chat ahead of his new tour.

Aaaaand we hear from another listener who has plied their trade within a celebrity's dwelling, in our cleverly named feature Tradesman's Entrance.

Dive in!

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Welcome to a very special (not that special) 94th edition of the XFM Breakfast Show Podcast with Jon Holmes!

On this one, we chat to sweary scot/eccentric doctor (Who), Peter Capaldi.

We hear from another listener who has plied their trade in a celebrity's home with Tradesman's Entrance.

PLUS, more hot guest Hollywood action comes courtesy of Jason Bateman, Charlie Day and Jason Sudeikis from new flick 'Horrible Bosses 2', as we treat them to a game of 'Band Or… Company Name'.

Enjoy!

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Hello, and welcome to more radio fun from XFM Breakfast.

Before you get comfortable with Episode 93, why not take a visit to Episode 92? Over there you'll find quite a special chat with Noel Gallagher, but I take it you already know that, right?

Anyway, let's continue! On this one, we hear from everyone's favourite Geordie who wears glasses, who is also a comedian, Sarah Millican.

Plus, Matt Dyson's child continues to say things that are utterly terrifying!

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Uncensored and in it's entirety, welcome to a very special podcast featuring NOEL GALLAGHER on The XFM Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes!

Jemima 'Two Sugars', sax solos and nutritional breakfast bars… All the big issues covered, we're sure you'll agree.

Enjoy.

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Welcome along to episode 91 of the XFM Breakfast Show Podcast with Jon Holmes.

Are you ready to GROHL with it..? Get it, no? Never mind.

Let's continue. Waiting for your human ears within this one then, we add another segment into our Song From Hell. This week it's all about crap spelling in songs. We chat to the main man of rock 'n' roll and Foo frontman DAVE GROHL! He tells us, amongst other things, how Kurt Cobain once p*ssed in someone's shoe during a show. PLUS, we have another Thought For The Day For Satanists from the high priest of Mephistopheles Vexen Le Crowley.

All on this week's podcast. Cherish and enjoy. The XFM Breakfast Show with Jon Holmes: Weekdays 6-10am.

Oh well look at this, episode 90 of The XFM Breakfast Show Podcast with Jon Holmes! Just ten away from 100… but you figured that out, right?

Within this nugget of magic, we chat to Hollywood actor ELIJAH WOOD. He stops by to play a game of Band Or Poem

PLUS noted broadcast journalist, John Suchet reads aloud from another aimless celebrity autobiography in YO! SUCHET.

Oh, and we also chat to another Tradesman in the gift that just keeps on giving, called 'Tradesman's Entrance'.

All on this week's podcast. Cherish and enjoy.

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