JonBenét Todét

JonBenét Todét

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  • JonBenét Todét | 30 Minutes | Debunking The 60 Minutes Special 2024 | BONUS

    Bobby & Teddy tear apart the new JonBenet Ramsey 60 Minutes Australia special in this bonus emergency episode. Recorded 2/20/24

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    00:00 - Special Bulletin

    03:00 - No Head Injury

    04:10 - Cat Humping Interlude

    04:35 - Sexual Assault? Or Dr. Burke?

    05:24 - Changing The Story

    07:27 - The Magic Window

    08:12 - The Stun Gun Theory

    10:39 - Amy Hill Theory

    12:12 - The Grand Jury

    13:22 - Same Old Tricks

    14:52 - A Tale Of Two Narratives

    16:15 - A New Boulder Police

    17:50 - Let's Talk Suitcases

    19:14 - The Eldest Boy

    21:26 - A Narrative For A New Generation

    22:10 - JAR Returns To Reddit

    22:52 - Succession

    23:48 - Our Mission

    26:06 - A Plea to JAR

    28:05 - "Forgiveness"


    30 min
  • JonBenét Todét | Episode 9 | Losing My Religion | Part Two

    Bobby & Teddy look into John Ramsey in part two of this special two-part event.

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    00:00 - ASMR

    00:45 - Harassing Gas Station Attendants

    02:00 - Charcuteables

    02:20 - Intro Theme

    02:50 - "We Have No PR Firm"

    08:06 - Hard Hitting Journalist

    10:10 - JAR Reddit/Fat Cats

    14:10 - Leftovers For Teddy & Eddy

    15:47 - Manchurian Candidate

    17:22 - Lansbury Silverware

    19:06 - Christmas Morning

    21:20 - Christmas Night

    25:10 - The Cone Of Silence

    26:59 - Conflicting Reports

    29:49 - The Next Morning

    31:09 - The Basement/Broken Window

    36:30 - Exploring The Basement W/ Fleet

    38:01 - Friends Are Good Witnesses

    42:45 - Meeting With The Police

    44:24 - New Chief Bruckner

    46:20 - The Death Of Innocence

    52:30 - Lou Vs John

    53:36 - Implicating Priscilla White

    55:15 - 2008 - New DA Mary Lacey

    59:47 - Tow The Line

    1:01:45 - Powerful Allies

    1:03:28 - The Tabloid Game

    1:04:05 - The Foundation/Moneymaker Burke

    1:05:27 - A Man Of God

    1:06:00 - Job Ramsey

    1:08:45 - The Other Side Of Suffering

    1:10:33 - The Iceman/Bad Dad

    1:11:10 - New Wife Jan

    1:13:14 - Apple Jacks/All That

    1:15:19 - Being Ready To Know

    1:16:40 - Forgiveness

    1:19:15 - Losing My Religion

    1 hr 24 min
  • JonBenét Todét | Episode 8 | Losing My Religion | Part One

    Bobby & Teddy look into John Ramsey in part one of this special two-part event.

    Get access to early episodes and bonus content by supporting us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://patreon.com/JonBenetTodet

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    00:00 - Hexahectaenneacontakaiheptagon

    01:54 - The Shape Of A Heart

    04:20 - Staring Contest

    05:10 - Jamie Lee Kennedy

    06:32 - Snopes

    07:45 - Google 'Jessica Rabbit Naked'

    09:59 - Caldera

    11:05 - Oh The Places You'll C*m

    13:11 - The Giving Tree

    14:22 - 'Isaac Hayes Columbine'

    15:32 - Bus Stop Feels

    16:30 - Taylor Swift

    17:20 - JAR's Suitcase Of Fun

    19:08 - Nick Lachey Ramsey

    20:35 - Intro

    21:05 - The People That Need To Be There

    24:06 - Even Murderers!

    29:12 - IT'S A LAY

    31:12 - A Biblical Level

    31:54 - A Navy Boy

    35:20 - Prusik Knot

    37:45 - True Detective Sucks

    39:13 - Dolls Did It Theory

    40:12 - The Affair

    45:23 - The Death Of Beth

    47:50 - Challenging Your Faith

    50:38 - Lou Smit-Con

    53:44 - Part Two Teaser

    55 min
  • JonBenét Todét | Episode 7 | Feud For Thought

    Bobby & Teddy take a look back at how we got here and introduce a new suspect. (There are two brief audio issues in the episode and are fixed shortly after they begin)

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    00:00 - Teddy Meets Bobby's Niece

    01:12 - Donna's Here To Help

    01:54 - Second Chances

    02:55 - Google Challenge

    04:13 - Sandra Bernhardt Ab**tions in 'America'

    05:13 - Deep Impact Wounds

    06:02 - Teddy Can't Lie Anymore

    06:45 - Smoking Out Of LED

    08:23 - Donna Tries To Find MSPaint

    09:35 - Wash Your F**king Hands

    10:58 - Primer

    11:41 - Intro With Donna

    12:57 - Take One

    13:35 - Take Two

    14:05 - The Worst Person Ever

    14:40 - Intro (Take Three)

    15:16 - Flashlight Tag

    20:53 - Donna Looks For The Clip

    23:42 - The Bat

    25:33 - Fun To Say 'Nick Lachey'

    27:06 - A Walking Torment

    28:59 - What's Your Sign?

    31:43 - Helen In HR

    33:34 - What Women Want

    34:22 - It's Like Pokemon

    34:54 - A.I. Mel Gibson DUI Video

    36:48 - Day One / Homicide Hunter

    37:59 - Joe Kenda Is Lit

    39:39 - One Strange Morning

    42:18 - *AUDIO ISSUES* Southern Bell Telephone Company

    44:33 - How Do You Erase Phone Records?

    46:11 - Anne Heche Is Lit & Google Tips

    48:55 - Roomba's & Singularity

    49:25 - Trash Potina

    50:50 - Watch Out Cici!

    51:18 - Nightmare Carnival

    51:57 - "Pivoting"

    53:23 - *AUDIO ISSUES* Flexible Piggies

    54:05 - Donna's Favorite Evidence

    55:30 - The Ransom Note

    56:05 - The Movie Connections

    56:31 - Ransomdraft.doc

    57:48 - Pineapples Are In My Head

    58:57 - Teddy's Thoughts On The Pineapple

    1:00:15 - Bowl Of "Oh"

    1:01:34 - Clean Flashlight

    1:02:00 - Little Squirt Doing A Squat

    1:04:08 - The Wine Cellar

    1:05:20 - Friends Like These

    1:06:58 - The Weapons

    1:07:26 - Are You Fucking Drunk?

    1:08:29 - The Investigation Redux

    1:11:25 - Steve Quit First Though

    1:12:03 - Grand Jury

    1:13:21 - Coloring Book Deals

    1:14:30 - 2006 Patsy Dies & JMK

    1:15:26 - 2008 DNA

    1:16:09 - Todét

    1:17:51 - The Mystery Suspect

    1:21:40 - The Room

    1:22:43 - Political Aspirations

    1:23:50 - *AUDIO ISSUES* Gulah Gulah Island Shit

    1:24:30 - Wrapping Up JAR

    1:25:24 - Forgiveness

    1:26:08 - Lou Smitt Put Five In His Head

    1:26:32 - Blade Two: This Many

    1:27:15 - Donna's Thoughts

    1:28:09 - Police Questioning Alibi

    1:28:54 - Coming Up

    1:30:34 - RIP Gus - "Where Have You Gone" By TRRD

    1 hr 34 min
  • JonBenét Todét | Episode 6 | Brothers & Sisters

    Teddy & Bobby answer fanmail and look at the 'Burke did it' theory.


    OneSolvedMystery Documentary

    K_S_Morgan Reddit Posts

    Part One

    Part Two

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    00:00 - Carbon Monoxide Leak At The Y

    01:23 - Will Smith & Unmarked Graves

    02:23 - Sleeping Lessons

    03:32 - Peruvian Deity / Kite Runner

    04:46 - Bowl's Of Gahool

    05:48 - Fermenting Your Sh*t

    06:46 - Chocolate Wizard

    07:12 - Burke's Beans

    09:30 - Fan Mail

    10:21 - OneSolvedMystery

    14:57 - Teddy's Fanmail

    17:42 - Theme Song

    18:01 - JonBenét Todét Tonight

    18:48 - Shoutout u/K_S_Morgan

    19:38 - 911 Call Enhanced

    25:00 - Sleeping Strongly

    26:01 - Out Of The House

    26:49 - Sun Chicken

    27:11 - Burke Talks To The Police

    29:16 - Pineapple

    32:35 - Medical Records

    36:41 - Golf Club

    40:07 - Let's Play Doctor

    42:04 - Candyland

    44:51 - Draw Your Family

    47:07 - Body Language

    48:06 - College Friends

    50:33 - Tabloids

    52:48 - Burke Sues CBS

    54:39 - Lin Wood & Ghislaine's Lawyers

    57:48 - Better Help Ad Read

    59:47 - Teddy's Election Thoughts

    1:03:12 - Poop Stuff

    1:11:23 - Burke Mimics The Strike

    1:12:34 - Boot Print

    1:13:32 - Pocket Knife

    1:14:27 - Nylon Cord

    1:18:10 - Blue Fibers

    1:19:30 - Unwrapped Gifts

    1:21:28 - Broken Window

    1:22:07 - Dreams Of Flight

    1:25:57 - Final Thoughts

    1 hr 28 min
  • JonBenét Todét | Episode 5 | May The Best Man Win

    Bobby & Teddy take a look at the suspects in the intruder theories.

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    00:00 - Tenessee State Laws

    00:39 - Would You Eat Dolly Parton?

    01:39 - Deep Impact

    03:39 - Brown Fingernails

    05:07 - Peruvian Deity Returns

    05:58 - Episode Five!

    08:33 - Opening Theme

    08:55 - Lou Smitt

    12:33 - Continuing The Tradition

    12:51 - The Victim's Poo

    14:40 - Eunice

    16:03 - Santa Claus

    22:01 - TRRD Exclusive!

    25:32 - Did You See The Dog Hit The Table?

    26:11 - Shit Fingers

    27:42 - Gary Oliva

    31:12 - Patreon Producer Shout-Out

    31:57 - Michael Helgoth

    32:55 - John Kenady (Not The President)

    33:51 - The List Narrows

    35:16 - John Mark Karr

    35:58 - Ramsey House

    38:03 - The Bangkok Tapes

    39:46 - Teddy's Observations

    40:47 - May The Best Man Win

    41:46 - John Defends John

    43:18 - Mystic River

    43:59 - Everyone Is Cleared

    44:30 - What Could've Happened?

    54:22 - Not Implausible

    55:08 - Not Intruder Theory

    55:42 - Outro

    57 min
  • JonBenét Todét | Episode 4 | Room Without A View

    Bobby & Teddy take a hard look at the crime scene.

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    00:00 - Geena Davis Tattoo

    00:22 - Christmas Magic

    01:43 - Corrections Department

    06:26 - Opening Theme

    06:46 - The Crime Scene

    07:57 - Ransom Note

    09:37 - Not Joe Biden

    13:03 - Mickey Mouse Club

    13:41 - Despite All My Rage

    14:28 - The Life Of Teddy Ronald Reagan Dismechio

    15:10 - Madea Goes To The Gaza Strip

    16:56 - Who Framed Roger Rabbit For R**e

    18:36 - The Second To Last Mohican

    19:10 - Chicken Pox Again

    20:52 - The Longest Ransom Letter

    21:40 - Ransom (1996)

    23:54 - 22 Minutes

    24:31 - Teddy's Ransom Letter

    28:12 - Swear Jar

    28:37 - Bobby's Theory

    31:13 - Sandy Bullock

    34:25 - Podcast Sponsors Ad Read

    40:49 - We've Gotten Off Track

    42:23 - Pineapples Are In My Head

    44:20 - Cliffhanger

    46:44 - Outro

    1 hr 23 min
  • JonBenét Todét | Episode 3 | Roomies For Improvement

    Bobby & Teddy try to look at the crime scene.

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    00:00 - Geena Davis Tattoo
    00:22 - Christmas Magic
    01:43 - Corrections Department
    06:26 - Opening Theme
    06:46 - The Crime Scene
    07:57 - Ransom Note
    09:37 - Not Joe Biden
    13:03 - Mickey Mouse Club
    13:41 - Despite All My Rage
    14:28 - The Life Of Teddy Ronald Reagan Dismechio
    15:10 - Madea Goes To The Gaza Strip
    16:56 - Who Framed Roger Rabbit For R**e
    18:36 - The Second To Last Mohican
    19:10 - Chicken Pox Again
    20:52 - The Longest Ransom Letter
    21:40 - Ransom (1996)
    23:54 - 22 Minutes
    24:31 - Teddy's Ransom Letter
    28:12 - Swear Jar
    28:37 - Bobby's Theory
    31:13 - Sandy Bullock
    34:25 - Podcast Sponsors Ad Read
    40:49 - We've Gotten Off Track
    42:23 - Pineapples Are In My Head
    44:20 - Cliffhanger
    46:44 - Outro

    48 min
  • JonBenét Todét | Episode 2 | Read My Hips

    Bobby & Teddy take a look at where the investigation went.

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    00:00 - Pepsi & Hep-C
    00:50 - Second episode!
    01:28 - Look at the little girl
    03:09 - She probably likes pageants
    05:26 - Teddy's Mom
    06:58 - Rugrats
    08:33 - Opening Theme
    08:51 - I love my children
    11:11 - Ancient Peruvian Deity
    11:24 - Four Months
    11:46 - Media Myth
    13:15 - Why not talk to the police?
    14:37 - New Years with Anderson & Andy
    16:10 - Boulder Mayor Response
    18:39 - Sexual Eyes
    19:02 - *Inflammation
    20:42 - Backdraft
    21:07 - Saskatchewan Commune
    22:55 - The DA v Boulder PD
    24:19 - Grave Confessions
    24:53 - TRRD
    25:48 - First Conscious Memory
    26:48 - Fuddruckers Ad Read
    31:40 - Recap
    32:21 - Patsy Talks To The Police
    36:23 - Autopsy Released
    37:43 - Grand Jury
    39:53 - Wendys/Halle Berry
    41:25 - One Night In Paris Raw
    42:05 - Two Detectives Resign
    46:38 - Grand Jury Verdict
    49:26 - Carol's House Now
    52:07 - Read My Hips
    56:29 - "A Place Where I Hope To Be One Day"
    58:46 - Outro

    1 hr
  • JonBenét Todét | Episode 1 | The Longest Day

    Two lifelong fans of the television series Home Improvement focus their efforts on the unsolved murder of JonBenét Ramsey

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    0:00 - Waking Up
    2:40 - We've Got A Kidnapping
    4:57 - Theme Song
    5:15 - Patsy's Discovery
    7:20 - Getting To Know Teddy & Bobby
    11:41 - The Police Arrive
    16:29 - Linda Arndt Arrives
    18:03 - Search The House
    19:38 - The Body Is Found
    22:57 - Home Improvements
    22:48 - Killing Her Killer
    26:53 - Jersey Mikes Ad Read
    34:52 - Tainting The Evidence
    37:07 - Meeting Teddy/Victorian Attics
    38:49 - Four Months
    40:10 - Outro
    43:34 - What's To Come

    46 min

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