White Castle fries only come in one size! The Beastie Boys said it so it must be true (editor's note: It's not), but we're not here for the fries, we're here for the sliders! And we wish we weren't, because they're gross!

Come on a Harold and Kumaresque journey with us that features water tower architecture, octogenarian romance, and more references to vomit than should be present in a wholesome show like this.

Gird your loins and intestines, you won't want to miss this next thrilling episode of Junk Feud!

Accio snacks! 

In this thrilling episode of Junk Feud! we hop aboard the Hogwarts Express and take a journey to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter to try Butterbeer, a creamy, frothy delight from the minds of the mad warlocks at Universal Studios. 

Can Butterbeer cast a magic spell over our tastebuds, or will the reigning champ send it to the dungeons? Find out next on Junk Feud!

It's Mardi Gras week! Throw some beads with us as we try a New Orleans favorite, the King Cake! 

Revel in the glory of the purple, green, and gold. Gasp at the nightmare baby basketball mascot. Breathe a sigh of relief that the mischievous puppy that got into the desserts didn't actually choke on a mass-produced plastic trinket that may or may not represent an infant deity.

We're letting the good times roll this week on Junk Feud! It's going to be a blast, I "garontee."

BE MINE! It's our Valentine's Day episode, and nothing says TRUE LUV (literally) like Sweethearts Conversation Hearts! 

Listen along as we trace the chalky sweets from their humble, medicinal, New England beginnings all the way through bankruptcy, rebirth, and attempts to stay relevant to the youth of today - a few pithy sayings at a time. You'll never look at a lozenge the same way again!

Also, behold the thrilling premiere of a new recurring segment! You'll lose your head over it (again, literally!)

Yummy and gooey, gelatinous and chewy, Gummy Bears are the pride of both interwar Germany and Michael Eisner-era Disney, and they're coming your way right now!

Equally likely to power-cleanse your insides as they are to give you a post-workout energy boost, these anthropomorphic fuzzbuckets have delighted children for more than 100 years. But can they claw their way to victory against the most dominant junk food behemoth the world has ever seen?

Find out next on Junk Feud!

Freeeeeeeesh Preeeeeeeetzels! 

Grab some mustard and a bootleg "Dallas Sucks" t-shirt that you bought outside the Vet in '96 and get twisted with Junk Feud. It's the finale of Jawnuary, our monthlong tribute to Wawa and we're closing it out with perhaps the most divisive of Wawa's snack foods, the Philly Soft Pretzel. 

Does this salty icon from yesteryear have what it takes to overcome its humble hobo-myth beginnings and make it into the hallowed halls of hunger? 

Find out next on Junk Feud!

Nothing goes better with Phillies baseball than a Tastykake, and nothing goes better with your commute than Junk Feud! 

This week we're diving deep into the world of Tastykakes, the Delaware Valley's favorite snack cake! Join us as we discuss the finer points of Krimpet geometry, coffee cake streusel extrusion, and why you should always scrape the wrapper. 

It's Jawnuary, it's Junk Feud! It's delicious!

Jawnuary continues with an in-house favorite from Wawa, the Peach Iced Tea! 

Join us as we discover the history of the Northeast's favorite Goose-themed convenience chain and relive a summer that one of your co-hosts spent chipping frozen gum from the undersides of school desks while guzzling down hoagies and "peachitty teaskitties!"

You're gonna' love this jawn right here!

Yo, listen to this jawn right here!

Happy Chew Year everyone! Join us as we kick off 2023 with the month of Jawnuary, our celebration of Philadelphia convenience store institution Wawa. We'll be rating and reviewing snacks that you might grab on a Wawa run, starting with that old gas station staple, beef jerky!

Come eat some meat with us and learn all about our New Year's Resol-CHEW-tions!

Awwww yeah! Welcome back once again to the world's yeetest podcast! 

The Holiday Snacktacular has wrapped (see what we did there?) and it's back to the competition with an absolute banger of a treat, banana cream pie! This midcentury snack is your co-host's favorite food in the world and an annual birthday institution, but can it overcome the crispy sweetness of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Find out next on Junk Feud!