We had so much fun last week talking about flesh films we decided to do it again and make a foursome. Funtime and Pauline on the scene to lend a female perspective to full frontal fotography, as it were. So to speak. Splooge.

A quivering mound of love pudding. A podcasted personification of popsicle rain porn. Yeah, we’re talking about photographs, films, and literature about people having intercourse. Cinematic sexual intercourse. Irony: if porn does its job, you will end up LESS horny. Think about it.

Themeless episode. No mention of Neil Diamond or NASA at all. But lots about ‘comedy,’ and artists in general. And books. And two endings! Because we’re sloppy little ninjas.

It’s the first day of spring, so we talk about winter. We hate it. We hate it so much it’s hard to talk about so we talk about other things. Hot violin players. People we’d like to beat us up. And really REALLY bad impressions of Christopher Walken and Snoop Dogg.

On a soft old day the boys made a podcast. Jeanie Mac, it were a feckin deadly convo. They spake of ol’ tings Oirish, the Patty’s Day and the whatnot. ‘Twere a merry time. Come here to me, was going to call the show “Yell Barf,” listen and hear why.

We missed a week because I was sick. But we’re back. Dreams. The dream police. They live inside of my head. Come to me in my bed. To arrest me. Oh no. With Ryan, LP, & Double-Barrel telling us what the (sleep) dream about.

Full disclosure: Jason, a privileged as f**k cis white male, thought he could say a few things about feminism. Pro-feminism things, to be sure, but, well… Joe had to edit this down so it wouldn’t be a total disaster. We were supposed to talk about leftovers. Oh well.

Coulda called this episode: F*** Central 101, Gummy Worm Cthulhu, The Double Strange, Safari Park, Three-Fingers, Cop Car, Notre Dame, Jerk-Off Bell Grande, Spine Viagra… in other words, it’s the Valentine’s Day episode, with special guests Laura and Ryan.

Health episode. Extra Special Guest “Double Barrel D-Dog Fresh. Things discussed: “Our “St. Louis Rams” mistake from ep. 102 explained. The winner of the 2019 JBC Ad Of The Year. The philosophy of stupidity. Obscenitized Nirvana. Oh, and health.

Episode CII is all about Super Bowl LIII, and if you combine those, you get CIILIII, and yes, we are silly. See how that works? Wanna listen to some nonsense about half-time shows? Time Travel? Ben Affleck? Gallagher? No? They don’t listen. (Please listen).