Just Be Cousins

Want to learn about Keto? Then listen to this episode instead. Because Joe and Jay “chew the fat” (PUN!) about stuff they really don’t know anything about. With authority. Then in the last 15 minutes we try to be funny. Pass or fail? Dunno. Listen.

100th Episode! Seriously! We did 100 motherfucking episodes! I mean, can you believe it. I mean, Jesus Hill-Jumping Christ. One hundred. Ciento, as they say. One Hundo! That’s a one, with two zeroes behind it! I need to change my pants!

Happy New Year. Want to hear a story about man who tries Keto via Denny’s and KFC? Can you read Braille? Do you speak Gaelic? Tune in to the best show we’ve made all year.

Another year down, and your favorite bozos have somehow made it. Proof positive: the year-end “awards” show where we play you clips you’ve already heard and have our panel of erudite judges judge them. Featuring: Double Barrel Darryl, Shags, LP, and Ryan. Ryan? Yes, the Vanilla Chocolate Fog himself, that Ryan.

Xmas episode, 2018. Doing the Running Man, shooting streamers all over the place, juggling balls. That’s how we celebrate the birth of Jesus Beatific Christ. Xmas horror films, Spider Werewolf Man, and easily THE greatest song parody EVER written. So obscene, so socially accurate.

Oh snap. I forgot to post the show! I was tired, see, and way too drunk to think straight. On Friday morning. When I was supposed to do it. Sorry. I don’t remember what we talked about. Tequila probably.

Another notes episode, segwaynusing into your headspace. Tweets and twits, bad movies and worse jokes, fight recap, you name it. Giggles galore. Giggles Godot. Waiting for Gal Gadot to Giggle. Okay no.

One of the greatest bands of all time, the Beatles, suck. One of the most magical places on Earth, Disneyland, sucks. One of the ugliest faces on the planet, Jason’s, sucks. And so it goes. Five rounds, no holds barred, Joe and Jay in a cage match to the death. Or to the silly. Both.

Holy cow, how long has it been since we posted a show? I have no idea. I mean, I could look, but I’mm too lazy. I don’t even know what we talked about on this one. Thanksgiving, I guess. Turkey day and “family” are why we were absent for a bit. (I have literally re-written […]

Evil. Joe is taking his better half to see a play called Wicked on the night of recording this, so we’re talking about evil. What it is. Who it is. How to spell it. How to, shall we say, smell it. Special guest Ian Sane is back and graces the two J’s with his evil presence. Question: what’s the most evil breakfast you can think of that someone would eat? We don’t address that all on the show. I’m just asking.