We're finally saying "Happy Hanukkah" again! David Waldman and Greg Dworkin bring glad tidings and pertinent information.

Is it better when Donald K. Trump goes on primetime to say nothing? If so, Trump delivered last night. It was tough to come up with takeaways or see any points Trump made, even with PowerPoint, but even harder to paint anything he said as factual, truthful, or remotely not deranged. Trump blamed everyone but him and was furious that all credit did not go to him, so expect this speech periodically through the rest of his term. The one piece of actual news is the promise of Merry Christmas checks to armed service members, in other words, the "basic allowance for housing" that hubristic underhanded moron is BS-ing unassuming GIs, by calling it a "warrior dividend".

If Trump wasn't so bad at corruption he could have retired by now.

Susie Wiles hasn't lasted this long by going around pointing out everyone's moral, legal or rational shortcomings, you know.

Democrats are, of course, frustrated by their lack of control in the House, but it could be worse. They could be Mike Johnson.

In other acronym news, Congress wants to know why the Space Force needs a SOCOM, or "special operations component command".