Donald K. Trump purported, claimed, fantasized, pulled out of his ass the claim that the US bombed "a building from where the boats leave" in Venezuela. Good enough for the New York Times! And perfect news to break on lunkhead-billionaire John Catsimatidis' radio show on his radio station. John is in Epstein's little black book, so we might actually discover if his face actually goes to his toes.

Donald K. Trump son-in-law, Jared Kushner, and Putin's hand up the Trump puppet, Steve Witkoff have developed a bold 32-slide PowerPoint presentation with a humble $112 billion price tag, minus your $91 billion, formed around the classic structure of, "Kill the natives. Destroy their homes. Sell resorts. Employ some survivors. Profit!"

Canada maliciously complies with middle manager out of control, Donald K. Trump.