David Waldman and Greg Dworkin call the KITM Club together for our Thursday meeting.

Donald K. Trump went full dotard this morning to demand Barack Hussein Obama's arrest… for you know... "treason". Barack, in conjunction with Iran, Italy, Merrill Lynch, the CIA, China, and the Deep State, met in Georgia in 2020 for a big heist of 11,780 votes, but the Feds finally caught up with them this morning. This was no puny Mar-a-Lago raid. All the big guns were there… actual big guns… and Tulsi Gabbard, who needed to spend a little alone time with the evidence.

There. Did you forget about Epstein and those Minneapolis murders, etc.? No? That's weird, people at Gop townhalls haven't forgotten either. Minnesota proved MAGA wrong, but when has being proven wrong ever mattered to them? Especially when it gets in the way of them doing stuff.

It hasn't changed in Minneapolis, either. Tom "Thumbface" Homan pointed out that Bovino and Noem were indeed total morons, but that doesn't mean he will alter their abuse and terror being afflicted upon the city. Stormtroopers will use sonic cannons to silence voices if their bullets are frowned upon.

Americans are sounding all the alarms. Is Washington listening? Voters want the economy fixed. They don't want ICE, or the DHS, or Kristi Noem. Latinos don't even know what they were thinking in 2024. Believe it or not, Canadians don't even like Trump.

Chuck Schumer isn't feckless, he's full of feck! He might not vote for Trump's DHS budget, even. Discharge petitions are the new fun solution.

Marco Rubio and Qatar have decided that Venezuela is big enough now to get an allowance.