David Waldman goes wild (at David Waldman levels) on today's Spring Break KITM!

The Trump-Iran war continues. We are losing, but so is everyone else, which has always been Donald K. Trump's idea of "winning". Thousands have died. Millions might die. That's just the Art of the Deal. Donald will soon be sick of winning and will move on, once he squeezes what he can out of this.

As always, every TACO feels so much better than the victories. Oil dropped 8% on Trump's recent retreat. In fact, stocks and oil futures shot up… about 15 minutes before his announcement... Hey, wait a minute! You don't suppose… that maybe… someone… Yep, they probably did.

Payola is a steal these days as souls sell at bargain basement prices after Trump gluts the market.

There's no mattress buying after President's Day, so why should there be voting outside of Voting Day? I mean, Sam Alito needs to worry about his fan base, you know. Trump will continue to use mail-in cheating, because it is impossible for a president to cheat, as Donald has mentioned repeatedly to all three of his wives. And, like his wives, if Trump were ever to change his mind, he can always go back and correct it.

How does Alina Habba not do it? Previously irreplaceable Habba has been replaced.