David Waldman holds it all together all by himself today. Greg Dworkin remains on assignment interviewing at local Kharg area diners but he's due to come back tomorrow!

Donald K. Trump learned some great news on his war with Iran: they have a present for him! Donald hasn't got around to unwrapping it yet, but it could be the greatest gift of all: They've agreed to take JD Vance. The only thing that Iran won't be giving us is anything we are demanding. Thus, the Bibi-MBS Iran World War rages on. It can't be "boots on the ground" if they're the 82nd Airborne, can it? Alan Dershowitz wishes it was Hitler over there.

Emily Gregory won a special state House election in Mar-a-Lago's backyard against the guy who had Trump's complete and total endorsement. So, Trump will blame mail-in voting.

RFK Jr. snipped off the penis of a road-killed raccoon as everyone knows that's the prime cut.

Where's ICE today? Oh yeah, wandering around airports prepping for boxcar loading duties. No more freebies at Delta for Congress until they get this straightened out. Trump tells blue states to go f*ck themselves after natural disasters, three times over.

The New York Times is legally filing against Pete Hegseth's unconstitutional trolling of them.

Meta violated children's safety thousands of times. Musk defrauded who knows how many out of billions of dollars.

Pete Hicseth blew up hundreds of fishermen. Now he's taking out dairy farmers.

Nick Adams will save the US tourist industry with a Hooters at every national park

Jamie Raskin believes Trump is a treasonous idiot and has proof.