It's Friday, today David Waldman is solo, therefore David has his mute button at hand in case he clears his throat, drinks some tea, or SEAL Team 6 comes through the skylight.

WAR! KITM Military Nomenclature Cognoscente Darwin Darko reviews some of the reasons why the military and its members should avoid leading with that word. You know, swastikas and nooses could be seen as provocative, also. What could they provoke? Who knows!

What's the difference between "legal" and "illegal"? That one's up for debate, although a wrong answer will get you fired.

Democrat Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick has been indicted on federal fraud charges. Who is Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick? Right... That's why Republicans are working so hard to pin something on Adam Schiff.

What do Vice President Dick Cheney, Generalissimo Francisco Franco have in common?