David Waldman, presently in tryptophan rehab, is unable to step away from the pie for a live show today. Instead, we bring you this prerecorded (Yesterday!) KITM.

"Russia, Russia, Russia!" is a big part of "Epstein, Epstein, Epstein!" as far as Donald K. Trump is concerned. The K is for Kremlin, Kompromat, and Kirill Dmitriev, "ruthlessly ambitious" Russian operative in charge of manipulating Trump without him realizing it, already one of the easiest jobs in the world, even without Steve Witkoff's help. In fact, it didn't take Steve a lot of time or effort to brief Kirill on the technique.

Everyone is Trump's enemy. Eventually all will get their 15 minutes or so at the top of the list. Some, like Aileen Cannon, remain useful as long as they have some soul left to sell.

Meanwhile, prisoners granted clemency by Joe Biden will be tortured until they die.