David Waldman brings us the end of a fairly cheerful week. Don't worry, they'll make the weekend suck.

Sean Dunn flung a hoagie, and Sean done got off misdemeanor and felony charges, too. Remember that when troops come to your neighborhood... lunch is on them!

Still working out the details on the Trump White House renovation, Trump functionaries correctly spelled "The Oval Office" and pasted it on the outside of the Mar-a-Lago North's cabana room.

In that "Oval Office", as Dr. Mehmet Oz described his plan to make lots of Trump babies in time for the midterms, Donald K. Trump hoped to catch a little shut eye but was rudely awakened by one of those White House fainters. Trump was forced to then finish his nap standing up. Donald hates seeing anyone sick or injured, unless it's on a surveillance camera.

That's just how the Navy prefers to disembowel fishermen, popping a few more of them out in the Caribbean. Turning fishers into fish food cuts down on embarrassing court visits, and hearing judges grouse on about their shocks to the conscience. A Federal judge is throwing restrictions on Operation Midway Blitz officers just trying to have a little fun.

SCOTUS is allowing the administration to continue busting the balls of those that they believe should be displaying theirs but might really harsh their vibe on starving the destitute. They can take Trump's tariffs when they pry them from his cold, dead, hands. Trump pardons corrupt Tennessee Republican politicians, because they are corrupt Tennessee politicians, duh!

Zohran Mamdani has been NYC mayor for… so long now and has already done way too little and/or way too much. Even George Santos is leaving. (He's lying.) The best that can be said is this. The worst is this.