David Waldman wishes everyone a faboolous Halloween and reminds us to never ghost the boollot box! Ah roooooo!

Trump's architects of chaos are moving into some really gated communities, as 20,000 troops are being sent out to states that might require blitzing or krieging in the near future. The DHS is releasing videos of our continued triumphs and the constant threat of Eastasian/Eurasian Antifa. Oops! ICES accidently deported Trump's house illegal, and one of Donald's favorites too!

Most are horrified by Trump's destruction of the East Wing, at least those with brains. Of course, some do just fine without brains but it's just a pity.

Donald K. Trump has ordered the "nuclear option" on the never-ending shutdown, either because someone told him it was "nuclear", or they called it his "trump card". Dems aren't invited to briefings on fishermen massacres, which might benefit them in future war crime trials.

Today, David methodically peels the corruption onion of Trump's $550 billion Japan deal. You'll be crying by the end!