Kallis Exists

Kallis returns to rant about queue jumpers, his driving dream, hating PETA as a vegan and why he hates the phrase “better the devil you know”

Kallis rants about why you shouldn't use Virtual Reality after a rich curry, forgotten PS1 game "Chase the Express", the myth that old songs/jokes were cleaner and whether cockney music is the precursor to punk...with other nonsense.

Kallis is joined by his friend, writer/director, Rory Stewart. They rant about the TMNT Movies, childhood myths, Lockdown pressures, Kids TV shows, Bournemouth, getting robbed and Kallis' use of out of date references (recorded 12/04/2020)

Kallis finally sobers up from his birthday to retell the tale. He rants about finally exercising, 5 weeks since quitting smoking, how to be a decent human being while still remembering that Boris is a self-serving arse, a virtual pub quiz and being crap at FIFA.

Despite revealing he's recent troubles Kallis returns to offer some Friday night entertainment. He rants about Keir Starmer, the dilemma of someone having a serious illness during a pandemic, cleaning to feel powerful and his fridge becoming a celebrity.

Kallis welcomes his first ever guest MARIA SHEHATA, one of his favourite people and stand-up's! They talk about comedy, WW2 references, all things corona, looting over stockpiling, catalysts for changing appearances and Kallis asks stupid questions he immediately regrets asking. (recorded 30/03/20)

Kallis returns to the mic in time for the lockdown. He rants about selfish bastards, why coronavirus is dramatic enough without conspiracy theories and why Boris Johnson is the worst person to announce rules on movement.

Kallis explains why its been so long since the last episode (long for him but a normal amount for other podcasts). He rants about finally quitting smoking, coronavirus, being sleepy, people who say contrary things to sounds clever and cyclists almost running him over.

Kallis tries to work out why people keep mistaking him for a drug dealer. He rants about books you buy but don't read, why "Patton" is a good biopic, Temple of Seitan Vegan restaurant, trying to get over Liverpool's loss to Watford by watching "The Hitcher", his vision of his personal future and the next chapter in his ongoing quest to make befriend a cat.

After falling asleep trying to record this episode the day before Kallis makes it this time. He rants about, sleeping on the tube, positive interactions on a bus, "Cool Hand Luke", why I despise anyone who says “If I were their parent” or “I think outside the box” and what I have in common with the queen.