Kallis Exists

Kallis has just evacuated his building due to a unexploded WW2 bomb scare, he talks about this while also ranting about how old James Bond films are too creepy to seem heroic, his personal ideas for more Super Bowl Commercials that ruin your favourite movies, a Police Officer with sunglasses on an overcast day and having dyspraxia.

Kallis rants about the "English" language, racist Brexit Day signs in Norwich, Sovereignty, the absurdity of national pride, those EU laws that give us more rights we are now 'free' from, going out in my hometown and a string of one-liners against the sadists running South Western trains and National Rail.

THE BUMPER BREXIT DAY SPECIAL! Kallis has been reluctant to talk about Brexit because there's enough news about it to depress you. However he sets out to be as cathartic, interesting and funny as possible. So have a listen if you want to hear why he thinks "Die Hard" teaches us a lot about Brexit and other entertaining rants.

Kallis rants and raves about a strange encounter in a takeaway, why word play is never original, how I don't have the self control for edibles and why going to the moon is an awkward first date, 

As a tribute to Nicholas Parsons today's episode is just a minute long. So instead I suggest you listen to an episode of that or his great interview with Richard Herring.

After being distracted by the making of "Eye of the Tiger", Kallis rants about commuters complaining about passenger alarms on the tube, doing Bogart impressions in the street, Upper Middle Class Londoners pretending they know what Working-Class Northern voters want, Prince Andrew evading justice and an awesome Film Noir inspired sketch from comedian Claire Haus.

Kallis returns hungover from last nights adventures. He rants about hanging out with old friends, sleeping with dogs, the action master Steven E. de Souza, the death of basketball legend Kobe Bryant and a tale from my personal archive of failed romance. 

Kallis explains why there was no episode on Friday and rants about drinking games, what his LinkedIn/Facebook/Instagram/Tinder photo meme would be, people doing impressions of me, how to make your own action movie titles, "right wing comedians" and how living on opposites sides of London tests your friendship.

Kallis feels soiled after a Tory minister turns up at his work. Trying to keep it short and sweet he rants about Carpool Karaoke, Church of England saying only heterosexuals should have sex, the Doomsday Clock ticking ever closer and a series of old street jokes to lighten the podcast.

Kallis is surprised he's in a decent mood. He rants about his new movie inspired technique to quit smoking, why saying "I don't know" is underrated, a Harry Styles lookalike, Rock Stars who won't play their hits and buying Liz Miele tickets (and why you should too and listen to her albums).