Kallis Exists

Kallis lives to tell the tale of two recent nail-biting scrapes, including almost becoming road kill and trying to break into his own house. He also rants partying in your 30s, trying to avoid sporting spoilers, how pizza is his heaven and the start of a ongoing saga to become friends with a cat.

This piece of Saturday Night Entertainment starts with Kallis explaining how he just almost had a fight with a Hare Krishna. He rants about actors doing bad films for big checks, things you learnt as a kid but only found out were wrong as an adult, old songs about inane things, losing youthful enthusiasm, why whistlers are always suspicious and reading the Beano as a fully grown man .

Kallis records the first episode from his new house. Kallis rants about being alone with his mind, “The Running Man”, why “anything you can do” is the twitter anthem, combo gadgets, being out of touch with technology and being without internet.

Kallis has finally moved to a more long-term place, ending a long podcast arc. He rants about moving, "Parasite", Actors real names, faux cinephiles, why Narcos is his drug, his ideas for "Knives Out 2" and find out what 90s Hollywood, comedy, Movie Star he just spotted in the street.

A Valentine's Day special! Includes many romantic themed rants, some of Kallis' dating stories and his pick for an anti-valentine's day movie.

After a cocktail of therapy, a shower and a bowl of pasta, Kallis is unusually peppy. He rants about the movie Twins, how Disney own everything, why he doesn’t personally need mind altering drugs, the upcoming Valentine's Day and a surprise topic request.

Kallis rants about the hazards of bottling anger, why Korean Cinema is leading the way, Flat Earthers, why text is the best way to discuss or debate (especially on twitter), trying to avoid groups, Donnie posting a clip from "Curb Your Enthusiasm", not understanding its an insult and tries to come up with some penguin material. 

After 2 days without an episode Kallis is back! Kallis rants about dogs in cafes, storm Keith, the hazards of taking 1 person to represent a million, why I'm being lazy if I say "I want someone to believe in", the oscars and find out what happened when I took a board game too far by channeling Gene Hackman as 'Popeye' Doyle. 

Kallis returns to share some of his recent strange encounters with peculiar people and rant about arguing with yourself, when someone offers you a choice but just wants you to agree with them, RIP Kirk Douglas, "Fuzzy Monsters" at the BBC and find out his alternative ideas for 'guard dogs'.

An unintentional sequel to EP36 as Kallis is made to evacuate his office again after another bomb scare, he also rants about getting too much information from a police officer, what he thinks the real most spoken language is and find out what happened when he couldn't control his anger at a pub quiz.