Kallis Exists

An epic episode whereby Kallis rants about his stroke scare, getting back on stage, his upcoming show, recommends two new specials from Sam Rhodes and Ashley Haden and raves about the films of Ivan Passer.

A sleepy Kallis tries to channel his inner Mister Rogers and rants about why good people are never gone, trying to resolve a conflict on a bus, dogs that take over the bed and Lee Van Cleef.

In this bumper edition Kallis gets angry about cyclists & car drivers running red lights, Meghan and Harry stepping back from the Royal family, why he feels he's living like a rogue cop, Buck Henry, the secret of the TV "Question?" trick and shares some love for dogs.

Kallis rants about what he would do if he won the lottery, a possible war, looking for a replacement earth with a couple of anti-monarchy jokes and some improvised libel.

Kallis answers requests. He rants about about writer's guides, the January blues, Christmas decorations, NY resolutions, why we give up everything this month and re-writes Ricky Gervais' Tim Allen joke...and more silliness.

"Looking for intelligent life in space is stupid, we haven't found it on earth yet". Kallis rants about Dr Helen Sharman's Alien comments, naked philanthropists, struggling to sleep in new places and other silliness.

Some Audio was sadly lost, so know that I'm talking about the odd apartment block I'm staying in temporarily at the beginning. "Kallis Exists" makes it to double digits. Kallis rants about his temporary accommodation, having an overactive imagination, Liverpool beating Everton in the FA Cup and letting the TV decide what films to watch...and more rants and silliness.

Kallis rants about having to shout at companies to get your money back, why Meatloaf should sit on a piece of melting ice and he pays tribute to a fellow K-Dawg...with added love for Keanu Reeves.

A BONUS EPISODE to celebrate the birthday of Liverpool hero James Milner. A full, gushing, hopefully amusing, love letter to the man on his 34th birthday.

Air BNB has put Kallis in an angry mood which he uses to moan about people trying to show off even when discussing a possible war, products claiming to solve miracles but still manages to praise "Knives Out"