Kayfabe Crunch

All the latest from RAW, the headlines from other wrestling news outlets + some local wrestling news. What will happen with The Undertaker at Survivor Series? Who has the WWE Championship? Has Alexa Bliss gone full-Fiend? All this and a smidge more...

The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.

Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.

Written by Matt Watson

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Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.

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All the fallout from Full Gear and the latest from RAW. Plus, we play a clip from the "Macho Man Randy Savage Orders Pizza for His Nephew's Birthday" audio - That's been making its way around the ASMR community. Also, Stephen the prediction crab, predicts Survivor Series.

Did Randy Orton and Drew McIntyre do anything? What's up with Alexa Bliss? Why did Riddle drop his Matt? All this and, well, nothing more actually.

The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.

Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.

Written by Matt Watson

Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)

Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.

onsuo 2020

Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co

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All the latest from SmackDown (and a little from NXT + AEW), we bring you an exclusive interview with an extremely famous sixteen-time world champion + a letter to the editor.

Did Sasha Banks retain for the first time? Why is Roman Reigns obsessed with trails of plasma? What games is Big E playing? All this and a little more.

The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.

Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.

Written by Matt Watson

Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)

Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.

onsuo 2020

Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co

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All the latest wrestling news from RAW. Plus, we exclusively reveal the WWE Pay-Per-View schedule for 2021. It's a mix of old favorites, modern classics and rampant silliness. Also, we check on the nest of eggs incubating in our studio. All this and a smidge more.

The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.

Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.

Written by Matt Watson

Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)

Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.

onsuo 2020

Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co

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All the latest from RAW. Plus, we give our Diamond Ratings (who needs Star Ratings anyway?) for Hell in a Cell 2020. We're also still "Stone Cold-ing the vote", for the President of the Wrestling Media Association of America.

How far does Alexa Bliss go inside the Firefly Funhouse? What will Survivor Series look like? Does Randy Orton have plans for his 14th reign? All this and a smidge more.

No new episode Friday, have a wonderful Halloween and look after each other. Back in a week.

The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.

Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.

Written by Matt Watson

Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)

Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.

Emotional Inspiring Piano by Keys of Moon Music

onsuo 2020

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All the latest from SmackDown. Plus, we preview Hell in a Cell with wrestling influencer, Bricayla Spotifee. Or, do we?

It's a political season and we at the Crunch are feeling it. Who will be the new President of the Wrestling Media Association of America? What are the consequences for Jey Uso? Does Bryan enjoy fisting? All this and a tiny bit more.

The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.

Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.

Written by Matt Watson

Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)

Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.

onsuo 2020

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The latest from the season premiere of RAW. Plus we use the Wayback Machine to look at a 90s wrestling forum, to find out what the OG IWC thought of the first ever Hell in a Cell match. What did The Fiend and Alexa Bliss get up to? Why did they target four-man factions? Did Lana get put through a - Well of course she did! All this and just a smidge more.

The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.

Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.

Written by Matt Watson

Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)

Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.

onsuo 2020

Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co

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All the latest from NXT, Dynamite and the Season Premiere of SmackDown. Plus, we rank the Hell in a Cell PPV events from worst to best. It's a classic listicle. What does Daniel Bryan think of the ThunderDome? Did Uso just lose his seat at the table? Why did no one attack the McMahons? All this and a tiny bit more.

The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.

Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.

Written by Matt Watson

Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)

Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.

onsuo 2020

Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co

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All the latest from the FINAL night of the WWE Draft, results from RAW + Jessica (a mother of six from Illinois) comes on the show, to air her issues with Roman Reigns. Double Sister Abigail's? Huge trades between brands? A strange title exchange? All this and a little more.

The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.

Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.

Written by Matt Watson

Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)

Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.

onsuo 2020

Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co

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All the latest from SmackDown and the WWE Draft. Plus, we read some of your letters to the editor. Including one from an angry parent of Roman Reigns fans. What happened to The New Day? What's going on with the tag titles? How long will the draft last? All this, and a little more.

The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.

Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.

Written by Matt Watson

Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)

Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.

onsuo 2020

Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co

This podcast is powered by Pinecast.