Kayfabe Crunch

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Your twice-weekly, bitesize (satirical) news podcast for the world of professional wrestling. Released every Tuesday and Saturday. Every episode is written, performed, edited and released in <24 ho... more

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How many episodes does Kayfabe Crunch have?

The podcast currently has 101 episodes available.

Kayfabe Crunch episodes:

October 06, 2020 Latest-Leader News - #080
Some fallout from Takeover, lots of the latest from RAW. Plus, we use a clairvoyant dartboard to reveal the main events of WrestleMania 37 - In a total Crunch exclusive. Does The Fiend have friends? Does Orton know his opposites? Who is the leader of RETRIBUTION? All this, and a little more.
The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.
Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.
Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.
Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at [email protected] if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.
Written by Matt Watson
Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson
Additional Material by Audra Stephenson
Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC
Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)
Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.
onsuo 2020
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16min
October 03, 2020 Goat-Gutting News - #079
The latest from NXT, AEW Dynamite and SmackDown. A free-form jazz ramble about how you can invest in stables on the wrestling stock market. Plus, maybe some local news? Is Roman Reigns the Tribal Chief? What did AJ Styles say? And how much do we ship Alexa Bliss and The Fiend? All this and more.
The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.
Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.
Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.
Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at [email protected] if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.
Written by Matt Watson
Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson
Additional Material by Audra Stephenson
Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC
Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)
Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.
onsuo 2020
Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co
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19min
September 29, 2020 Nefarious-Nightvision News - #078
All the latest from RAW, plus we give the official Crunch Diamond Ratings for Clash of Champions - Gold Rush. Star Ratings are a thing of the past, get onboard with the latest in wrestling science mathematics. What did Orton do? Where is RETRIBUTION? All this and more.
The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.
Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.
Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.
Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at [email protected] if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.
Written by Matt Watson
Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson
Additional Material by Audra Stephenson
Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC
Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)
Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.
"Rebirth" by "Sharawy" is licensed under a Creative Commons Licence.
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onsuo 2020
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15min
September 26, 2020 All-Ascension News - #077
All the latest from SmackDown. Plus Chris Litmus gives us the latest backstage scoops on RETRIBUTION, as he reveals all 32 names. Oh, and a quick wrestling traffic report. What's up with Bliss? What's an Ascension ceremony? Why does Reigns hate his family? All this and more.
The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.
Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.
Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.
Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at [email protected] if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.
Written by Matt Watson
Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson
Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson
Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC
Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)
Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.
onsuo 2020
Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
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13min
September 22, 2020 RETRIBUTION-Reveal News - #076
All the latest from RAW. A look at the "hidden" members of RETRIBUTION. Plus, Bricayla Spotifee gives us the wrestling weather forecast for the rest of September. It's the Monday before Clash of Champions, all titles will soon to be defended, and Randy Orton wants to f*** an ambulance.
The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.
Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.
Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.
Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at [email protected] if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.
Written by Matt Watson
Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson
Additional Material by Audra Stephenson
Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC
Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)
Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.
onsuo 2020
Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
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12min
September 19, 2020 Naughty-Nude News - #075
Latest from a busy week in wrestling, including news from SmackDown. Plus, ahead of Clash of Champions, we check the temperature of all of the titles in WWE. Also some breaking local wrestling news. Why was Miz naked? Is Otis a sex criminal? What's up with Alexa Bliss?
The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.
Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.
Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.
Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at [email protected] if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.
Written by Matt Watson
Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson
Additional Material by Audra Stephenson
Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC
Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)
Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.
onsuo 2020
Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
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16min
September 15, 2020 History of Professional Wrestling (1890-1960)
All three History of Professional Wrestling sketches in one place. Sorry there's no new episode today, life happens. But here's something we put a lot of (some) work into, that's now all in one place for your convenience. "Yowie Wowie!" - The Undertaker
The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.
Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.
Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.
Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at [email protected] if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.
Written by Matt Watson
Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson
Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson
Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC
Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)
Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.
onsuo 2020
Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
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18min
September 12, 2020 Cruel-Cousin News - #074
Latest from NXT, Dynamite and SmackDown. Plus it's time for the monthly installment of the Crunch Quiz - The internet's 12th favorite wrestling-themed trivia game. This time it's all about NXT vs AEW - So grab your pitchforks, because I need you to do some gardening.
Who is the latest member of Wyatt's Funhouse? Is Roman being a bit of a dick? Will Bayley explain why she went to town with a chair? Find out? Yes.
The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.
Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.
Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.
Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at [email protected] if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.
Written by Matt Watson
Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson
Additional Material by Audra Stephenson
Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC
Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)
Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.
onsuo 2020
Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
...more
13min
September 08, 2020 Counter-Claymore News - #073
Latest from Monday Night RAW and All Out. Plus, we give you the latest advice from the wrestling stock market. Did Orton heavily feature on RAW? How did McIntyre escape the local medical facility? What the hell is the quarterly brand invitational? All this and more, in less than 15mins.
The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.
Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.
Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.
Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at [email protected] if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.
Written by Matt Watson
Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson
Additional Material by Audra Stephenson
Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC
Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)
Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.
onsuo 2020
Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
...more
12min
September 05, 2020 Roman-Reigning News - #072
Latest from NXT, Dynamite and SmackDown. We don't preview All Out, as it seems like too strong of a card to mock. But - We bring you an analysis of the guests who've appeared in the WWE ThunderDome. What's Roman Reigns doing with Paul Heyman? And did Bayley finally turn on Sasha? Maybe...
The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.
Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.
Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.
Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at [email protected] if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.
Written by Matt Watson
Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson
Additional Material by Audra Stephenson
Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC
Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)
Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.
onsuo 2020
Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
...more
15min

FAQs about Kayfabe Crunch:

How many episodes does Kayfabe Crunch have?

The podcast currently has 101 episodes available.