Kayfabe Crunch

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Your twice-weekly, bitesize (satirical) news podcast for the world of professional wrestling. Released every Tuesday and Saturday. Every episode is written, performed, edited and released in <24 ho... more

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How many episodes does Kayfabe Crunch have?

The podcast currently has 101 episodes available.

Kayfabe Crunch episodes:

September 01, 2020 Orton-Opportunity News - #071
All the latest from RAW + We give our Diamond Ratings for the matches at Payback 2020. No other wrestling news podcast ever gets the ratings correct. Here at the Crunch, we use science, data and licensed hypnotherapists to produce the most accurate ratings in wrestling media history. Also news on Keith Lee, Randy Orton and The Iiconics.
The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.
Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.
Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.
Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at [email protected] if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.
Written by Matt Watson
Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson
Additional Material by Audra Stephenson
Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC
Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)
Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.
onsuo 2020
Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co
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15min
August 29, 2020 Super-Signature News - #070
All the latest from SmackDown, a preview of Payback + We look at the headlines from wrestling media (It goes without saying, f*** Ringside News) and rank the Payback events from worst to best. Did Wyatt, Strowman and Reigns sign a contract? We'll get you up to date and prepped for Payback.
The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.
Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.
Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.
Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at [email protected] if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.
Written by Matt Watson
Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson
Additional Material by Audra Stephenson
Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC
Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)
Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.
onsuo 2020
Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
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14min
August 25, 2020 Plentiful-Punting News - #069
All the latest from Takeover, SummerSlam and RAW. Plus we give our infamous Diamond Ratings to the matches from SummerSlam. News on Retribution, Keith Lee and punts-a-plenty.
The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.
Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.
Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.
Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at [email protected] if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.
Written by Matt Watson
Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson
Additional Material by Audra Stephenson
Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC
Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)
Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.
onsuo 2020
Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
...more
14min
August 22, 2020 Topmost-Thunderdome News - #068
All the latest from SmackDown and the WWE ThunderDome. Plus wrestling journalist, Chris Litmus, looks back at a classic match from SummerSlam history - Undertaker vs Undertaker.
The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.
Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.
Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.
Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at [email protected] if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.
Written by Matt Watson
Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson
Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson
Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC
Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)
Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.
onsuo 2020
Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
...more
14min
August 18, 2020 Production-Problem News - #067
All the latest from RAW, updates on the group Known as Retribution + We try to get SummerSlam predictions from influencer, Bricayla Spotifee, but instead she talks about her new business plan for female wrestling fans...
The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.
Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.
Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.
Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at [email protected] if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.
Written by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson
Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson
Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC
Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)
Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.
onsuo 2020
Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
...more
13min
August 15, 2020 Toilet-Trapping News - #066
Latest from NXT, Dynamite and SmackDown. Plus, the third and final part of our history of pro-wrestling documentary series. Where we cover the sport from 1948-Present, across America and Britain.
The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.
Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.
Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.
Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at [email protected] if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.
Written by Matt Watson
Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson
Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson
Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC
Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)
Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.
onsuo 2020
Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
...more
15min
August 11, 2020 Killer-Kendo News - #065
Latest from RAW and RAW Underground (are they two separate shows?), an update on Brendon Vink. Plus, an analysis of anarchic agitators from WWE history.
The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.
Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.
Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.
Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at [email protected] if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.
Written by Matt Watson
Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson
Additional Material by Audra Stephenson
Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC
Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)
Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.
onsuo 2020
Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
...more
13min
August 08, 2020 Retribution-Riot News - #064
The latest from NXT, Dynamite and SmackDown. What has The Fiend done with Alexa Bliss? Can Braun Strowman help? Which faction attacked at the end of the show?
Plus, we present Part 2 of our History of Pro-Wrestling documentary. You can listen to Part 1 in Issue #060. If you want to.
The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.
Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.
Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.
Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at [email protected] if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.
Written by Matt Watson
Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson
Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson
Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC
Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)
Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.
onsuo 2020
Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
...more
15min
August 04, 2020 Unusual-Underground News - #063
All the latest from RAW, all the latest from RAW: Underground. Plus, the return of the Crunch Quiz!
The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.
Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.
Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.
Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at [email protected] if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.
Written by Matt Watson
Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson
Additional Material by Audra Stephenson
Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC
Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)
Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.
onsuo 2020
Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
...more
12min
August 01, 2020 Anti-Alexa News - #062
The latest from NXT, Dynamite and SmackDown. Plus, wrestling media personality Bricayla Spotifee ranks WWE referee shirts on a Tier List. And a quick announcement about the wrestling census.
The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.
Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.
Do you like what we’re doing here? Support us by subscribing and mentioning us to a friend.
Do you have a passion for wrestling, comedy and dabble in voice acting? Then get in touch at [email protected] if you’re interested in contributing additional voices.
Written by Matt Watson
Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson
Additional Material by Audra Stephenson
Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC
Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)
Theme Music - 'Newsroom' by Riot and effects used under standard Creative Commons license. Additional audio taken from a recording of WWE programming.
onsuo 2020
Find out more at https://the-kayfabe-crunch.pinecast.co
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
...more
13min

FAQs about Kayfabe Crunch:

How many episodes does Kayfabe Crunch have?

The podcast currently has 101 episodes available.