Ellie is joined by Emily and Elliot as we take a look at the State of the Mirrorball at the start of the 2019 Series of Strictly Come Dancing. It’s our fourth series, so we’re knee-deep in in-jokes but we want you in on it too.

- Births, couplings, uncouplings and new jobs

- Frank assessments of the runners and riders in 2019

- Aljaz is definitely a Hufflepuff, but is Anton a gentleman?

- What’s Michelle Visage’s job description? Who maintains the frock spreadsheet?

- We make Kevin an offer he can’t refuse

- A meditation on the nature of suffering. And football

- It’ll all be fine? Or will it?