The post Blackpool reset hits hard! We’re less grumpy than Craig but that’s not saying much. Ellie is joined by Vikki, Anne and Emily to review a worryingly short show.

- Bruno’s routine described as ‘mind-searing’, ‘indelible’ and ‘a little bit cheap’

- Do Not Mention The Samba Curse

- ~Live Audio Dance Demonstrations!~

- Emily reports back from the Cannon Hall Regency Ball

- Does Karim need to bring back Hacker T Dog?

- We suggest synonyms to prevent any more shocking upstairs/downstairs chat

- They silently dropped a ‘thon!

- The remaining numbers on Emma’s dance card provoke mingled awe and dread

- Tell us more about the history of the Samba!