We have finalists! By default! Ellie is joined by Vikki, Elliot and Meg to review the eight semi final dances and look ahead to the smorgasbord of delights that will be the Grand Final.

Also:

- We struggle to name the 5th one of One Direction

- Should you win Strictly if you can’t cha cha cha?

- We super, super miss Danny Mac

- Does Amy lift?

- A dispute over the nature of am-dram

- Strictly 2019 cross stitch charts are on their way!

- And so are commemorative tea-towels (no, really)

- What are songs that are 160bpm?

- An absolutely enormous shout for Karim’s show dance

PLEASE NOTE: it looks like we lost the review of Emma's waltz (some of our best work, such a tragedy) to the techno glitch demon that affected the start of the Kelvin review. I'm sorry, we'll talk about it in the Grand Final hot takes.