The gang convenes to discuss the first 15 dance megashow of the Strictly 2019 season! Ellie, Emily, Elliot, Meg and Vikki are here and they’re making SO. MUCH. CONTENT.

We’re very sorry about the audio quality in the first part of the podcast - it’s to do with a cable and it won’t happen again. If you want to go straight to the buzz-free bit, we sort our selves out at 10:37 into the pod.

- Who is the New Pasha of Acting?

- Emily’s got an Inexplicable Grudge

- What animal should Aljaz cuddle next week?

- Which celeb already uses their body as an artistic element?

- Speculations about Nadyia’s hobbies. Marquetry anyone?

- The invention of salad bras. You heard.

- Who should be ripping tabards off in a post #metoo society

Plus! We award Frock of the Week.