The Big Twist occurs and Dev and Dianne get the ‘we’ll try to make it up to you at Christmas’ early shock eviction. Ellie is joined by Emily, Meg, Elliot and Vikki to try and make sense of it all.

- What’s the DnD alignment of Strictly?

- A general praising of showing training in training VTs.

- Once more we don’t exactly recommend ‘Shimmer: A Strictly Come Dancing’ novel but we don’t not recommend it

- We name The Destroyer of the Class of 2019

- What’s better in a Charleston, a coquettish wink or a fixed grin?

- Continued beef with The Greatest Showman but not with Javid Dames.

- Public Service Perving Announcements

- Have your poppers gone? Have they?

- Cognitive dissonance scoring theory